Oy!

[Drunken_Weasel]

daaamn.. I start work today, and I can't even stand up strait.. my calves/quad combination of soreness is extremely high.. my calves are so sore it hurts to touch them... Im about to go take a hot bath.. any other recommendations to make it so I can maybe withstand a day of work?

 

[WODIN]

Butt plugs and thumb tacs shove them up your pooper and insert the butt plug and your good to go!

Tiger Balm, medicated patches kick ass.

 

[PoyeBoy]

go to the fridge open it, stick your head in it and have your mom slam it shut 17 or 18 times, then turn around and put your butt in the freezer.

Buy some tiger balm, icy hott, shit like that works good sometimes