LMAO!!!! Fucking right brothaaaaaaaa!! I'ma have to try that.. I have a big presentation today (pushing some VULs) and you better believe I'ma spray the room down..
Damn, free hookers... hmmm.. I got some of those already.. I call em my sorostitutes.. All they need are a couple Naty Ices and some good ole southern boy charm and it's in the bag baby..
Last night I called up this slut I met down at the beach on Fri night and I was like "Ok, listen, let's just cut the crap..You obviously want to fuck my brains out and I want to let you.. Get over here right now.." She goes "Ok, be there in 15 minutes"
12 minutes later she shows up in a SEXY ass lil outfit (frilled short jean skirt, spaghetti strap, nice heels and recently lotioned up tanned legs)
She steps in and says "Sooooooo". And it was on... Within like 5 minutes she was giggling and she said "Baby *giggles* you make me so... so.. uggghh.. kiss me *I lean into kiss her and stop right before our lips touch* Baby.. you're so... Ohh, I have goosebumps.. Then she just pulled a curve ball on me.. She seemed like the innocent type, the type to want the guy to push things further.. She started shaking a little bit then just went right for the pants and ripped them babies off and WENT TO TOWN.. Sucking like it's an Olympic Sport.. I had to tell her to stop several times because I wanted to hit.. Best head I've EVER had! She then basically undressed herself and hopped on and the rest is history..
After we had sex she threw me another curveball.. "Baby.. I REALLY like you.. I hope this isn't a one and done thing.. I've never had a man make me feel like that."
I might be over-hyping the Oxytocin, or it could just be that I'm really leaning out (thanks to the 100mg anavar, 20mg aromasin/day), or the fact that I'm on a hot streak with the ladies, but regardless of all that, I feel a noticable difference with Oxytocin in my ability to socially interact. I'm not a shy person, but I have hypertension in social interactions and Oxytocin is a great cure..
One note, I drink grapefruit juice before I take Oxytocin (as well as Levorex and Green Tea to boost my metabolism) so it really has a profound affect on my system..
Oh and AF, we're serious about that Oxytocin Plug In.. Or, at least, I am..

T-Matt
heavy_duty said:
WTF???
get outta town.
you're outtafuckincontrol dawg.
too damn funny, think of all the uses for this stuff now. I'm gonna spray it in the air ducts of my business so I can sell more shit.
maybe there will be a "Glade Plug In" version.
spray it in your car then go pick up a hooker and she wont charge you LOL