ive done shit like that to buddies,I once wrote owned on a friend forehead after a night of drinking and teh dumb fucker woke up late for work and went right out the door and didnt notice till his boss asked why it said owned on his forehead.
There is this guy I know that gets totally wasted and does some of the sickest shit I've ever seen. We were at a party and this dude passed out and he wiped his ass down the guy's arm leaving a nasty shit streak from the guys shoulder past his elbow. Then he spread his ass cheeks and rippes ass an inch away from the dudes nose. The guy woke up for a second and seen a nasty stinkstar and then he acted like he passed back out. Then he got a unibrow with a magic marker and tampons up his nose. I didn't even know who the guy was. I think his ride left him there unfortunately.