Owned by my own wang

[Bullit]

Went to piss.
Piss went a-ok.
Shake wang a little to get piss drops out.
Put wang in gonch
Wang decides to release little piss squirt down leg.

Fuck.

 

[Taps]

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants."
-- anonymous

 

[tiger88]

shake better..

 

[Bullit]

shake better..

If you shake for more that 2 seconds then you are officially jerking off.

 

[jerkbox]

you dumbass

 

[HollywoodSwole]

Went to piss.
Piss went a-ok.
Shake wang a little to get piss drops out.
Put wang in gonch
Wang decides to release little piss squirt down leg.

Fuck.

poetic

 

[from zero]

you dumbass

Word.

 

[tiger88]

If you shake for more that 2 seconds then you are officially jerking off.

really? wow....i learn something new every day.....


i dont call it beat off since you arent hard or and dont nut

 

[hardrock]

Do like I do, and when you get home severely punish that little bastard. That'll teach 'em.

 

[HumorMe]

Went to piss.
Piss went a-ok.
Shake wang a little to get piss drops out.
Put wang in gonch
Wang decides to release little piss squirt down leg.

Fuck.

You might need toilet paper for that clit.

 

[Becoming]

really? wow....i learn something new every day.....


i dont call it beat off since you arent hard or and dont nut

you still have so much to learn about america and our views my friend....

 

[PoyeBoy]

Went to piss.
Piss went a-ok.
Shake wang a little to get piss drops out.
Put wang in gonch
Wang decides to release little piss squirt down leg.

Fuck.

better than having it drip through your boxers on to your foot

 

[jackangel]

you're a guy?

 

[beastboy]

You have to trick your dick.....shake it....wrap it in TP and it thinks it is clothed.....remove wrap after a couple minutes.....place TP in desk so not to waste it.

 

[PoyeBoy]

You have to trick your dick.....shake it....wrap it in TP and it thinks it is clothed.....remove wrap after a couple minutes.....place TP in desk so not to waste it.

its waist homey

 

[HumorMe]

its waist homey

wrong

 

[jackangel]

"The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."

- Ace Ventura