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gotmilk
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We have this park along the river that has benches and walkways and is very open. The city paid like $250,000 for some stupid piece of art that is a bunch of round metal objects welded together..
Anyhow, we have this hot-air balloon festival here and there's always like 20,000 people who show up..
Some drunk guy took a crap in front of the statue while hundreds of people were walking by.
Anyhow, we have this hot-air balloon festival here and there's always like 20,000 people who show up..
Some drunk guy took a crap in front of the statue while hundreds of people were walking by.
I've seen a drunk guy get into a fight with a light pole in an area of town with a lot of college bars. I've also seen a girl in her early 20's do an impromptu strip tease in the street, in the same area when she was stopped by the cops for walking in the street.
Drunk people are fun to watch when you're sober.
Drunk people are fun to watch when you're sober.
hamstershaver
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once i was out wallking my dog in a park and this drunk guy came up to me telling me how cool looking my dog was. so im talking to him and i look down and see my dog lift his leg and start pissing on the drunk guys foot. he never even knew it either, damn you dont know how hard it was not to laugh
I was at a concert and these two people were having sex right there on the lawn... no blanket, nothing. It wasn't outrageous cause they were having sex though. It was outrageous cause they were dirty smelly hippies and the broad was hairier than the dude...
GROSS!
I also saw a guy out on the sidewalk after a GWAR concert, in a fight with an invisible person. Even funnier is that the imaginary guy was kicking the shit out of the him...
GROSS!
I also saw a guy out on the sidewalk after a GWAR concert, in a fight with an invisible person. Even funnier is that the imaginary guy was kicking the shit out of the him...
Griz1
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I saw a guy on a busy downtown street standing there with his pants unzipped wide open masturbating his stiff, and quite impressive, woody with tons of people walking and driving by. He was a native and appeared wasted, or at least overly horny.
I'd assume someone called the cops.
Funny thing was, I was driving a co-worker to the airport and was stopped at a red light with the windshield pointed straight at him while we waited for it to change (the light, not his dick). We just sat there in silence while we waited and watched (I was biting my tongue so hard not to start laughing I think it bled). As we started to drive away, I said to my co-worker "Welcome to Edmonton".
I'd assume someone called the cops.
Funny thing was, I was driving a co-worker to the airport and was stopped at a red light with the windshield pointed straight at him while we waited for it to change (the light, not his dick). We just sat there in silence while we waited and watched (I was biting my tongue so hard not to start laughing I think it bled). As we started to drive away, I said to my co-worker "Welcome to Edmonton".
awittyusername
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I once knew this beautiful, smart, and charming woman. But, she had the ugliest long crooked monkey toes with yellow nails!!!
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Ulcasterdropout
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saw a drunk guy kick the living fuck out of his girlfriend @ a highschool party.
chewyxrage
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Ulcasterdropout said:
That's interesting. I don't see how that could happen with other people around. Must be some weak ass people.
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Ulcasterdropout
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She hit him first. It was none of our biz. Mind you, this guy was like 5'7" 150. It wasn't a "he'll kick our ass" issue.ChewYxRage said:
I saw a homeless dude taking a crap on the front step of a branch bank near Times Square in NY once. The stoop where he was crouched was all glass and I could see the horrified expressions of all the bank patrons.
The best part was that he dropped his load into his sweat pants.
The best part was that he dropped his load into his sweat pants.
squatpuke
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Last month, I was at a Phoenix hospital with my kids...(my wife was in labor (but resting)) and my kids and I were in the lobby....
Some fat-butt patient walks throught the MAIN lobby in his hospital gown asking everyone for a light for his cigarette...he had on NOTHING under his hospital gown and his sick hairy butt was exposed to everyone there...
I was pretty pissed since my kids were there, but thought it was pretty funny afterwards....ah, cigarette addiction....
Another time, when I was little, we were at a fancy restaurant and some 300lb black lady slips on a piece of lettuce right next to my chair....I only caught her feet flying up past my head, but she did a complete horizontal back flop....and made a THUNDEROUS boom when she hit....
Besides those, I've seen some pretty outrageous grand-mal seizures....WOW.
Some fat-butt patient walks throught the MAIN lobby in his hospital gown asking everyone for a light for his cigarette...he had on NOTHING under his hospital gown and his sick hairy butt was exposed to everyone there...
I was pretty pissed since my kids were there, but thought it was pretty funny afterwards....ah, cigarette addiction....
Another time, when I was little, we were at a fancy restaurant and some 300lb black lady slips on a piece of lettuce right next to my chair....I only caught her feet flying up past my head, but she did a complete horizontal back flop....and made a THUNDEROUS boom when she hit....
Besides those, I've seen some pretty outrageous grand-mal seizures....WOW.
I know an older man who had, and probably still does, 62' Oldsmobile that looks like brand-new. The man takes good care of his car.
Anyway, one summer he accidentally hit a kid with that car. When he got out of the car the first thing he did was to check if he did get any dents and scratches of the hit.
The kid got an broken leg and concussion.
Anyway, one summer he accidentally hit a kid with that car. When he got out of the car the first thing he did was to check if he did get any dents and scratches of the hit.
The kid got an broken leg and concussion.
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evansteve
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dunk said:
lol
how true.
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