Our friend, the steroid.

[sweed]

"The fact is that less than 1 percent of college and high school students have ever taken me recreationally. Compare that with the nearly 25 percent who have smoked cigarettes, 30 percent who have used marijuana and 80 percent who have consumed alcohol."

put that in their pipe and smoke it

 

[slat1]

Good read. The whole thing of steroids talking to me gave me a head ache though...