Orgasmic Goat Layer

[dsnuts]

So I am on my home from herding my sheep yesterday.... My usual way of taking a few steps, scratching my balls and taking a few more... You Know. Right as I was about to remove my toolbelt for the day I saw a sight I have afore only dreamed of. A Godly, enamored and glittering goat. She strode up as if she had a purpose, as if she has been looking for as long as I. Now, I know my life can be complete. I have prayed for this for many years while sacrificing both human and animal life in hopes it would bring this day. This goat was beautiful, big ass tits, flowing hair, and most importantly.... a velvet lined asshole. My days of killing are over for now, hope you all enjoyed my trials and tribulations. But now, It is time for me to fulfill my destiny ( and the goat). I would post pictures for all to see, except I am not a Platinum member. Good luck to all, gotta goat, I mean go..

C'mere Ya little bitch, I got a Tool for ya...... BAAAAAAAAAA

 

[satanic goatslayer]

This goat was beautiful, big ass tits,

Goats have teats.

 

[dsnuts]

So does your mom

 

[satanic goatslayer]

 

[dsnuts]

I wish women ahd those little handles under their chin like that. That shit would come in handy when she tries to pull away cause she is gotta throat full-O-cock. I was just fuckin witcha goat. You are a sick fuck like me.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I wish women ahd those little handles under their chin like that.

No longer do you need to wish.

Using strands of denim and household fishing line (test depends on how hard you pull) you can attach straps to your woman's chin with a sewing needle.

You will have to render her unconscious with a rock first though.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

This is a little more Days of the Tantric's taste than mine.

 

[dsnuts]

i tried to do that actually. But when I hit her with the rock It put a nice hole in the top of her head. I was very intrigued with this new oriface, so I got my trusty crisco out, lubed up and pounded the shit out of her head. I figured it was time a man mind fucked a woman rather than vice versa. I will try again sometime, just got distracted. God damn ADHD.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Ahh yes, the penetration mode of brain re-programming. Fun and effective.

After you finish with that mode, you can fill the hole with urine and seal it back up.

Women love that.

 

[dsnuts]

UMMMMM. Those baby Goats look awfully soft.