Oprah: "why do men watch porn?"

[rnch]

a few minutes ago i was channel surfing while waiting for my slow-assed dial up internet service to down flush my connection to elite and the rest of the world.....

clicked on today's oprah show. her repeated question of the day was "why do men watch porn?"

the answer (to me) is quite obvious:

"BECAUSE WE CANNNNNNNN, YOU BUTTERBALL BIATCH!"




can't understand why Bored Biatches like this woman and her show so damn much......

 

[Lestat]

what a stupid question

 

[HumorMe]

Because we can.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i hardly watch porn, cause it's so damn fake. a hot steamy love scene in a real movie does get me going though. most men watch it because they need the visuals to get them going so they can have something to jerk off to.

 

[75th]

I prefer actually having intercourse.

Thats just me.

 

[theoak01]

oprah is the devil,that bitch and her stupid ideals are everything thats wrong with this world today,its sad how many people buy into her bullshit,and Dr fuckass who think he knows it all.

Fuckin cancel these shows

 

[Delinquent]

i hardly watch porn, cause it's so damn fake. a hot steamy love scene in a real movie does get me going though.

That's why you gotta download homeclips of real people fucking. Makes for a much more enjoyable night

 

[rnch]

you facist!

 

[gonelifting]

I like Oprah.

 

[75th]

you facist!

Technically, Oprah is black and you created a thread insulting her.

RACIST

 

[fistfullofsteel]

That's why you gotta download homeclips of real people fucking. Makes for a much more enjoyable night

o yeah, where at?

 

[Delinquent]

homeclips.com if you wanna pay for it or just type in homeclips into any file sharing program

 

[Tytan]

Its educational.....right?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

homeclips.com if you wanna pay for it or just type in homeclips into any file sharing program

Post of the week.

 

[Hiatussin]

Because we´re curious and it turns us on and seeing naked women and sex acts gives us an all round pleasant feeling. but in these feminist bullshit times of pussy men i suppose its all insecurity and frustration, like anything men do except lick girls assholes.

 

[fogg88]

Same reason that chix read those awful romance novels... it's escapism.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I watch because if I can't get laid I sure as hell want to see somebody getting action.

 

[Hiatussin]

I watch because if I can't get laid I sure as hell want to see somebody getting action.

ill watch it even the same day that i fucked all night

 

[bluepeter]

Because our women aren't sexually satisfying us.

 

[Hiatussin]

Because our women aren't sexually satisfying us.

Just like banks dont give 500% interest on our accounts, beer doesn´t make you beautiful and doctors aren´t omnipotent.

The moment im sexually satisfied for longer than an hour on end, sex will stop being any fun.

If my gf thinking my sexual satisfaction is attainable will get her to try harder, I´m not breaking that bubble though.

 

[bluepeter]

Just like banks dont give 500% interest on our accounts, beer doesn´t make you beautiful and doctors aren´t omnipotent.

The moment im sexually satisfied for longer than an hour on end, sex will stop being any fun.

If my gf thinking my sexual satisfaction is attainable will get her to try harder, I´m not breaking that bubble though.

It's a relative term but I'll disagree. There have been several times in my life where I was lucky enough to be with women who fulfilled me sexually. I'll define it as not feeling the need for anything other than sex with her.

At those times, I NEVER watched porn. Didn't even enter into my conciousness.

 

[Hiatussin]

It's a relative term but I'll disagree. There have been several times in my life where I was lucky enough to be with women who fulfilled me sexually. I'll define it as not feeling the need for anything other than sex with her.

At those times, I NEVER watched porn. Didn't even enter into my conciousness.

I cant really tell because we see each other for a few days every few weeks. I watch porn with her though.

 

[Delinquent]

This is where I may be the minority.

I don't know if it's due to my depression/anxiety causing the lack of sex drive or just realism, you decide.

Sex is great, no person can deny that unless they are raped. But sex requires a certain amount of energy that I sometimes don't wanna exert. There are many times where I just don't feel like putting in the energy just to get off. Sex to me is just that, sex. No romantic feelings of joy or whatever other guys claim. It's just relieving the urge to get off. So by that logic, why would I expend so much energy to get off by having some 30minute to hour long session when I can do the same in 5-10 minutes? Why get al sweaty and out of breath when I can achieve the same result in a fraction of the time doing by myself?

 

[alien amp pharm]

This is where I may be the minority.

I don't know if it's due to my depression/anxiety causing the lack of sex drive or just realism, you decide.

Sex is great, no person can deny that unless they are raped. But sex requires a certain amount of energy that I sometimes don't wanna exert. There are many times where I just don't feel like putting in the energy just to get off. Sex to me is just that, sex. No romantic feelings of joy or whatever other guys claim. It's just relieving the urge to get off. So by that logic, why would I expend so much energy to get off by having some 30minute to hour long session when I can do the same in 5-10 minutes? Why get al sweaty and out of breath when I can achieve the same result in a fraction of the time doing by myself?

I agree with you maing.

Plus with masturbating I don't have to worry about trying to satisfy the girl.

 

[Lestat]

This is where I may be the minority.

I don't know if it's due to my depression/anxiety causing the lack of sex drive or just realism, you decide.

Sex is great, no person can deny that unless they are raped. But sex requires a certain amount of energy that I sometimes don't wanna exert. There are many times where I just don't feel like putting in the energy just to get off. Sex to me is just that, sex. No romantic feelings of joy or whatever other guys claim. It's just relieving the urge to get off. So by that logic, why would I expend so much energy to get off by having some 30minute to hour long session when I can do the same in 5-10 minutes? Why get al sweaty and out of breath when I can achieve the same result in a fraction of the time doing by myself?

I've gone through many phases where I felt the same way.

 

[bluepeter]

This is where I may be the minority.

I don't know if it's due to my depression/anxiety causing the lack of sex drive or just realism, you decide.

Sex is great, no person can deny that unless they are raped. But sex requires a certain amount of energy that I sometimes don't wanna exert. There are many times where I just don't feel like putting in the energy just to get off. Sex to me is just that, sex. No romantic feelings of joy or whatever other guys claim. It's just relieving the urge to get off. So by that logic, why would I expend so much energy to get off by having some 30minute to hour long session when I can do the same in 5-10 minutes? Why get al sweaty and out of breath when I can achieve the same result in a fraction of the time doing by myself?

Just reinforcing what I am saying about not being sexually satisfied. If you were with a woman who just blew your mind and fulfilled you completely in the bedroom, guarantee you wouldn't feel that way.

I know exactly what you are saying because I have felt that way many times. It was always when I didn't feel fulfilled in the bedroom. In the end, s

 

[Delinquent]

Just reinforcing what I am saying about not being sexually satisfied. If you were with a woman who just blew your mind and fulfilled you completely in the bedroom, guarantee you wouldn't feel that way.

I know exactly what you are saying because I have felt that way many times. It was always when I didn't feel fulfilled in the bedroom. In the end, s

I don't know what's missing though. Maybe in my limited sexual experiences, I have yet to come across such a mind blowing experience. My wife will get in all types of positions and do almost everything that is asked. This may end up in BTS but I might as well say it here.

Even when she takes over and gets on top, I go fucking limp. It's like when I'm not in control, my dick says "wait a minute, this ain't cool" lol when in fact I'm thinking "this is nice to lay back and let her do the work".

So I don't know what the problem is. She will get crazy when she's in control but for soem reason, my body doesn't like that which forces me to take over just to keep aroused.

 

[Hiatussin]

I don't know what's missing though. Maybe in my limited sexual experiences, I have yet to come across such a mind blowing experience. My wife will get in all types of positions and do almost everything that is asked. This may end up in BTS but I might as well say it here.

Even when she takes over and gets on top, I go fucking limp. It's like when I'm not in control, my dick says "wait a minute, this ain't cool" lol when in fact I'm thinking "this is nice to lay back and let her do the work".

So I don't know what the problem is. She will get crazy when she's in control but for soem reason, my body doesn't like that which forces me to take over just to keep aroused.

Are you insecure about your personality or body?
I know when I feel lowly of myself I can´t get aroused very well.

I´d say you ask a doctor about this if you want to get hornier. He may give you some happy rabbit pills. Not being so horny could be convenient though, unless it gets you down

 

[bluepeter]

I don't know what's missing though. Maybe in my limited sexual experiences, I have yet to come across such a mind blowing experience. My wife will get in all types of positions and do almost everything that is asked. This may end up in BTS but I might as well say it here.

Even when she takes over and gets on top, I go fucking limp. It's like when I'm not in control, my dick says "wait a minute, this ain't cool" lol when in fact I'm thinking "this is nice to lay back and let her do the work".

So I don't know what the problem is. She will get crazy when she's in control but for soem reason, my body doesn't like that which forces me to take over just to keep aroused.

That's another thing entirely my man but I'd guess it's a control thing from your perspective.

 

[coldblue1955]

oprah has some good shows sometimes.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Technically, Oprah is black and you created a thread insulting her.

RACIST

Ofrah is as black as michael jackson.

 

[75th]

Ofrah is as black as michael jackson.

When I saw that you had posted on this thread, I had to sit and think as to whether or not Bush was even mentioned in here.

You bastard and your personal vendetta.

You cant win.

 

[Mavafanculo]

I agree with you maing.

Plus with masturbating I don't have to worry about trying to satisfy the girl.

Q: What's the best way to give a girl an orgasm?
A: Who cares.

thank you.

 

[75th]

Q: What's the best way to give a girl an orgasm?
A: Who cares.

thank you.

ZING!

 

[Mavafanculo]

When I saw that you had posted on this thread, I had to sit and think as to whether or not Bush was even mentioned in here.

You bastard and your personal vendetta.

You cant win.

I took the political shit out of my sig, and now when I feel the urge to start a bush-bashing righteous indignation thread I just go eat a cookie instead. let's see how long that lasts.

 

[75th]

I took the political shit out of my sig, and now when I feel the urge to start a bush-bashing righteous indignation thread I just go eat a cookie instead. let's see how long that lasts.

...or how fat you get.

 

[HumorMe]

I took the political shit out of my sig, and now when I feel the urge to start a bush-bashing righteous indignation thread I just go eat a cookie instead. let's see how long that lasts.

LMAO @ your signature

 

[jrlex]

oprah is the devil,that bitch and her stupid ideals are everything thats wrong with this world today,its sad how many people buy into her bullshit,and Dr fuckass who think he knows it all.

Fuckin cancel these shows

Oak I've never heard you talk with such hostility! LoL!

 

[rnch]

Technically, Oprah is black and you created a thread insulting her.

RACIST

technically or geniticlly?















you facist!

 

[Island Son]

haha.... i know a guy who says every time his wife watches Oprah she learns he's doing something wrong and gets unhappy. Oprah = homewrecker lol.