Oops

[Nathan]

Just had a little chat with my father about money. Now, I probably should have come up with some fictitious purchases before I started talking to him. So, when he asked where all my damn money went, I really had nothing to say. However, I was thinking, "Well, drugs mostly. Booze. A tattoo or two in there. Um, food. I'm not paying my gym membership since I essentially sneak in every time so that's not it. You'll be happy to know that I'm stealing a lot to save money so good for me." Yeah, that went real well. I didn't want him to give me any money since I know that I have no common sense and will not be able to not spend it.

Out of curiosity, do I come across like a loser? I'm starting to wonder if maybe I'm a bit of a retard and that this is all gonna come back to bite me in the ass real soon. Actually, this whole money thing feels an awful lot like some bitch has sunk her teeth into my ass. Fuck.

 

[-SD-]

You are a loser. On a positive note your prose here on elite flows quite harmoniously.

 

[Paulos]

I need money too, lets rob a bank.

 

[AAP]

no

 

[hardrock]

Keep your head up son. When god gives ya grapes, you make wine, and blah blah blah bunch of other inspiring garbage.

Smile stupid Years from now, when this is over you'll be wishin you were still here.

On a side note, why not get a cheap lamp and grow your own stash. It ain't gotta be $50 an eigth nuggs, but it'd still be better than schwagg. Grow enough and maybe you could make a little money. Just a thought.

 

[distanced]

my balls are cringing

 

[Nathan]

You are a loser. On a positive note your prose here on elite flows quite harmoniously.

Thanks, I think.

Paulos: I'm all over it like a fat kid on a Smartie.

AAP: I still find that funny but it's only gonna take you so far I'm afraid.

hardrock: I have grown weed in the past. I actually forgot to water my plant though and, well, it ends up that without water those fuckers die. Go figure. I'm such a fucking stoner. I also used to grow shrooms but then I started doing them like several times a week and that was pretty much not a good idea.

distanced: shut your face.

 

[KnoXville]

In this dire situation a ordinary person would probably tell you to get a job of sorts, thereby avoiding the dreaded return to your pappy looking like some bankrupt steroid junkie. But to be real frank with you Nate, I truly think that the real answer to your problem here lies in you simply indulging on more drugs.

 

[Golfer18]

Nathan what about getting a job bro?

 

[argent]

I need money too, lets rob a bank.

As your attorney, I advise against that.

 

[Whiskey]

Things will come to. Hey is that the rabbit off of Dannie Darko, or whatever that movie was called???

Whiskey

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

As your attorney, I advise against that.

 

[SupraHero]

As your attorney, I advise against that.

HAHAHAH!! Nice one.