oooh, this cant be good.

[madbomber31]

we have this college senior volunteering at my work... she is quite a cutie and seems to have taken a little bit of a liking to me.

thats bad. my hands are tied, right?

 

[Nathan]

Why exactly? You forty? Then, I'd think twice. Married? Then, yeah that's bad.

 

[madbomber31]

isnt that unprofessional? (notice how i'm looking for a "go for it mad" reply)

 

[vinylgroover]

Ethics are good but they're not very practical. GO FOR IT.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

stop being a homo iggles fan and give her a good drilling. i know you don't know anything about winning but this is just absurd.

 

[madbomber31]

its funny listening to someone who doesnt even belive in what he says...

 

[HappyScrappy]

are you crazy? I see nothing wrong with it if you think you have a shot. if she is volunteering from school, then she isn't even full time.
as long as she is into you, and there isn't some explicit rule where you work that says "no banging coworkers" then do it up.

also, post some pics of her. they don't have to be topless, but that would be a good start.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

its funny listening to someone who doesnt even belive in what he says...

just keeping it real, unlike somebody who actually thinks his team is going to win a superbowl when in reality it's never going to happen. if you want to lie to yourself like that then go ahead. deep down inside you know the iggles aren't ever going to win a superbowl. so you are the one who doesn't really believe in what he says. i never said the NY Giants were going to win the superbowl. if that drunk keeps on fumbling the ball then the NY Giants won't even finish 8-8. the officals won't always be there to save him with a quick whistle.

 

[madbomber31]

i believe man... 100%.. this year is gonna be magical...

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i believe man... 100%.. this year is gonna be magical...

yep, you believe 100% that they are going to get knocked out in the NFC championship game again and watch other teams play for the superbowl again and again. But making to the NFC championship game is pretty magical I guess.

At the end of this football season, I will be singing, "Still the same, Still the same, again and again. Still the same."

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i believe man... 100%.. this year is gonna be magical...

just like how you said your team was going to go undefeated too, but that lasted about zero weeks.

 

[HappyScrappy]

can we get back to talking about banging hot chicks?

 

[Temple]

you might want to ask her how many guys she's slept with before you make your final decision just kidding.....

Is she just a coworker or are you in a position of authority??? If you are the boss then I wouldn't touch it.

 

[hippedy hop]

bang her like the dirty old man that you are.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Is she just a coworker or are you in a position of authority??? If you are the boss then I wouldn't touch it.

What, no way. If he is in a position of authority then he should demand sexual favors and if not then she should be fired and security should kick her out of the building.

 

[cure]

i believe man... 100%.. this year is gonna be magical...

 

[cure]

yep, you believe 100% that they are going to get knocked out in the NFC championship game again and watch other teams play for the superbowl again and again. But making to the NFC championship game is pretty magical I guess.

At the end of this football season, I will be singing, "Still the same, Still the same, again and again. Still the same."

 

[Temple]

What, no way. If he is in a position of authority then he should demand sexual favors and if not then she should be fired and security should kick her out of the building.

 

[Code]

Once she finds out your an Eagles fan she'll leave, strike like the ninja and leave no jersey out in the open.

 

[WODIN]

GO FOR IT YOU IDIOT!!! ALSO DO NOT HAVE HER OVER TO WATCH FOOTBALL NO MATTER WHAT!!!

 

[ZenMachine]

She isn't even a co-worker, she is a volunteer.

Why haven't you slept with her already......

Zen

 

[troybday]

Stop being a frail old man and send it in HER ASS!!!

 

[Warik]

isnt that unprofessional?

Only if it interferes with your work, or hers. If it's not against the "rules," then I don't see any reason not to proceed.

-Warik

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

isnt that unprofessional? (notice how i'm looking for a "go for it mad" reply)

if you got fired, your income wouldn;t change all that much, right?

Go for it.