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dballer
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OY MY GOD!!! was that you???
Silent Method
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I musta passed the hetero test. Mind explaining the joke?
john937
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"Stay out of the woods" LOL 
Unless you want to do a Sheriff!
Did you go to the concert?
CHER LYRICS
"Dark Lady"
The fortune queen of New Orleans,
Was brushing her cat in her black limousine
On the backseat were scratches from
The marks of men her fortune she had won
Couldn't see through the tinted glass,
She said "Home James" and he hit the gas
I Followed her to some darkened room,
She took my money, she said "I'll be with you soon"
[CHORUS:]
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark Lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself
She dealt two cards, a queen and a three
And mumbled some words that were so strange to me
Then she turned up a two-eyed jack,
My eyes saw red but the card still stayed black
She said the man you love is secretly true
To someone else who is very close to you
My advice is that you leave this place,
Never come back and forget you ever saw my face
[CHORUS]
So I ran home and crawled in my bed,
I couldn't sleep because of all the things she said
Then I remembered her strange perfume,
And how I smelled it was in my own room!
So I sneaked back and caught her with my man,
Laughing and kissing till they saw the gun in my hand
The next thing I knew they were dead on the floor,
Dark Lady would never turn a card up anymore
[CHORUS]
Unless you want to do a Sheriff!Did you go to the concert?
CHER LYRICS
"Dark Lady"
The fortune queen of New Orleans,
Was brushing her cat in her black limousine
On the backseat were scratches from
The marks of men her fortune she had won
Couldn't see through the tinted glass,
She said "Home James" and he hit the gas
I Followed her to some darkened room,
She took my money, she said "I'll be with you soon"
[CHORUS:]
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark Lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself
She dealt two cards, a queen and a three
And mumbled some words that were so strange to me
Then she turned up a two-eyed jack,
My eyes saw red but the card still stayed black
She said the man you love is secretly true
To someone else who is very close to you
My advice is that you leave this place,
Never come back and forget you ever saw my face
[CHORUS]
So I ran home and crawled in my bed,
I couldn't sleep because of all the things she said
Then I remembered her strange perfume,
And how I smelled it was in my own room!
So I sneaked back and caught her with my man,
Laughing and kissing till they saw the gun in my hand
The next thing I knew they were dead on the floor,
Dark Lady would never turn a card up anymore
[CHORUS]
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VballPlayer
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I hope I don't lose my "Gay Card" but I had no clue what you were talking about. Please don't tell the other gays I don't wont to be ostracized.
flexed, usually i can follow and appreciate the logic of your threads; but this time you have baffled me.flexed1 said:
are u insinuating that only gay men can appreciate cher's talent and vocal styling? many hetero men, including the late salvadoe (sony) bono, would disagree with your hypothesis.
what's next, only gay men can appreciate bette middler?
i am surprised at your stereotyping!
The Ranger
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The only reason gay men appreciate Bette Midler is because she got her start playing the notorious bath houses, hence the name..."Bath house Bette "
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The Ranger
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You fuckers....heh heh heh....I knew soon as I typed that reply it was a damn mistake....But, it is rather hard to suck cock under water....hahahahahahahahaha
Damn you AA
Ranger
Damn you AA
Ranger
at her recent concert here in the big sleazy, the crowd was composed of as many, if not more, hetero couples than single men. to say that cher appeals to only gay men is an insult to her talent, as well as a narrow minded, homophobic smear of alternative lifestyle peeps.
flex, i am disappointed in you!!!!!
flex, i am disappointed in you!!!!!
The Ranger
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Yeah....Me Too!!! Heh heh heh
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supersizeme
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word around town is that havoc still believes in life after love, although he's mentioned before that he can hear something inside him say that he's really not sure he's strong enough...no.
FreeballinDC
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rnch said:
You mean you went too? How else would you know?
MaGilicuti
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honestly i hate cher. madonna is pretty cool though
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