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One way to really blow an interview with me

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Is when you tell me you are a good leader because you are a libra.

Also, saying "like" or "ya know" 67 times is just fantastic.
 
KillahBee said:
What do you think?
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I made the mistake of having hope.

Was her resume on pink paper? Did it have a decorative border?

I'm curious, did she go to a business school or liberal arts school?
 
that's almost as bad as saying you'd be a perfect fit because you are a "good bro."
 
I'm a Libra and not much of a leader.
 
nycgirl said:
I made the mistake of having hope.

Was her resume on pink paper? Did it have a decorative border?

I'm curious, did she go to a business school or liberal arts school?
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It was all electronic. Poli Sci major, liberal arts school
 
and i hate the friggin question, where do you see yourself in 5 yrs ....last interview i had a month ago i said i see myself overseas supporting a valuable mission for the company.


really want to say, i'll be god dang vested 100%, banging a few of the hotties in the office by then..
 
Don't even get me started on HR bludders and interviews I had.

When I was with Motorola, I saw the dregs of society applying everyweek.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED OR CONVICTED OF A FELONY?
"Not yet, but I have a warrant out on me for hot checks."

DOES THIS POSITION SOUND LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO?
"Not really but I am sure the boss can find me something else to work on."

WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR LAST JOB?
"I was fired for stealing."
 
KillahBee said:
What do you think?
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We really can't blame her entirely. She is probably a halfway decent looking chick. So, guys have kissed her ass, and given her whatever the fuck she wanted when she acted cutesy/stupid.


I blame this, and all the world's problems on the guys who kiss ass to get pussy.
 
KillahBee said:
Maybe 22. That's no goddamn excuse. They teach this shit in college now and oh yeah, there's a thing called common sense.
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So whats your excuse?

puchase some of that common sense lately?

:verygood:

btw i read the title ... one way to really blow me in an interview

:evil:
 
KillahBee said:
Is when you tell me you are a good leader because you are a libra.

Also, saying "like" or "ya know" 67 times is just fantastic.
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I am on the new hire interview panel at my job. This 22 year old kid came in for an interview last week, and the phrase "know what im saying" came out of his mouth atleast 100 times. When the interview concluded, and the panel discussed him, all five of us made comments about this. He ended being disqualified b/c he lied about his criminal record.
 
KillahBee said:
Is when you tell me you are a good leader because you are a libra.

Also, saying "like" or "ya know" 67 times is just fantastic.
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we need an opeing manger at the tanning salon

*easy ass job
* on computer all day
*strippers coem in a daily bases (other hottie sluties too)
*cable tv (no HBO :( )
*zero stress
*owner lives in vegas and never stops bye
*free fucking tans!
*complementry suckers
* good hours
 
KB I'm going to apply to your company and hope you get to interview me.
 
swole said:
KB I'm going to apply to your company and hope you get to interview me.
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a little geigh love will land you the job :rainbow:
 
KB just curious how much u pulling a year? no i dont want to fuck u cuz of your wallert or in shit cuz i wanna see if u are worth X amiount of sizzle but just seeing the money make is worth the stress u go tho all the F~ING TIME?

how much $ a year
hours per week?
stress level 1-10
hotties @ work level?
cool guys who talk about bukkake and roids, and sportbikes at work too?
 
Evil_Frisky said:
a little geigh love will land you the job :rainbow:
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I bet you any amount of money me and KBizzle would be able to interact as complete professionals and regardless of the outcome our e-relationship would not be affected by whether or not I ended up receiving a job offer.
 
swole said:
I bet you any amount of money me and KBizzle would be able to interact as complete professionals and regardless of the outcome our e-relationship would not be affected by whether or not I ended up receiving a blow job offer.
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:verygood:
 
Evil_Frisky said:
:verygood:
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While I expected that edit, I'm still kinda chuckling to myself about it.
 
swole said:
While I expected that edit, I'm still kinda chuckling to myself about it.
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i bet he'd do you a damn good job too. And you don't ever have to worry about small talk ;)
 
tiger88 said:
KB just curious how much u pulling a year? no i dont want to fuck u cuz of your wallert or in shit cuz i wanna see if u are worth X amiount of sizzle but just seeing the money make is worth the stress u go tho all the F~ING TIME?

how much $ a year
hours per week?
stress level 1-10
hotties @ work level?
cool guys who talk about bukkake and roids, and sportbikes at work too?
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not much at all. not much at all.

hours per week - 60-75 on average (not counting travel)
sress level - on average about 7, at events about 11
hotties - few and far between
good talk - a ton. I cna do anything I want here.

Benefits - go to events like the SuperBowl, PGA tourneys, US Open, NFL suites (will be in Philly Mon night), etc. and deal with players and VIPs. And also get to do a HIGHLY satisfying job that I love. And be one of the fucking best at it too.
 
KillahBee said:
not much at all. not much at all.

hours per week - 60-75 on average (not counting travel)
sress level - on average about 7, at events about 11
hotties - few and far between
good talk - a ton. I cna do anything I want here.

Benefits - go to events like the SuperBowl, PGA tourneys, US Open, NFL suites (will be in Philly Mon night), etc. and deal with players and VIPs. And also get to do a HIGHLY satisfying job that I love. And be one of the fucking best at it too.
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just curious to see if all the stress u go tho is worth the dough..... ya dig?
 
tiger88 said:
just curious to see if all the stress u go tho is worth the dough..... ya dig?
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I hear ya. At least for now - no. But I know myself VERY WELL and I know my ultimate and day-to-day happiness is all about my actual job and work. As long as I can live the way I want, I am alright with the dough.
 
I love interviews...

"the greastest trick the devil ever pulled was convince us he didn't exist" :verygood:

I wish i could interview for a living :)

joke but fuck if you can't wow them at the interview you don't deserve the job
 
:chomp: time
















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hahaha :evil: I warned my boss i bite.. so he declined:P
 
Smurfy said:
Well not everyone is as fucking wonderful and worldy as you are mr. hello kitty.
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there's no excuse not to be. not knowing how to interview at age 22 and as a college graduate? disgrace
 
Smurfy said:
Well not everyone is as fucking wonderful and worldy as you are mr. hello kitty.
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lol @ you because you were probably a stoopid 22 year oh
 
Smurfy said:
Well not everyone is as fucking wonderful and worldy as you are mr. hello kitty.
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hey toots, don't get all pissy pants with me just cause when you were 22 they hadn't even invented interviews yet.
 
KillahBee said:
hey toots, don't get all pissy pants with me just cause when you were 22 they hadn't even invented interviews yet.
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when I was 22 the dinosaurs were still roaming the earth and shit.


that's it. Im sending all these friendship bracelets back to you.
 
nycgirl said:
I made the mistake of having hope.

Was her resume on pink paper? Did it have a decorative border?

I'm curious, did she go to a business school or liberal arts school?
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And was she Legally Blonde?...."I Object!!!"
 
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