try going to church
I'll pass. Me and religion don't get along as I think its hogwash. Or did you mean to do it there?
I think he meant to go there and shoot everyone else in there so you'll feel better!
it'll get better...dont feel so trashed because of relationships....
the .081 is really shitty luck honestly
I did not mean that. As silly as I think religion is I am no nut-job that is going to destroy other peoples lives.
Just one of those days...my whole life is a complete fucking mess right now and I am pretty good at looking at everything in a positive light but yesterday was one of those when I just felt like checking out early.
Long story in a short but really long paragraph:
One year ago July---> marry smoking hot women of my dreams, give up high paying job because she complains I don't get to spend enough time with her. Fast forward to january of this year ---> catch said wife cheating on me she states "she has fallen out of love and says im a narcissistic asshole and all I care about is sex" which isn't true I just happened to like sex more.
Give her car's, money, to avoid drawn out torture. Literally give everything else away and move back to Cali with a carry on. ---> one month later go to bar have one to many get arrested one block from bar after blowing a .081%...the girl I was taking home neglected to tell me knowingly that her drivers side headlight was out and I hadn't yet noticed because I was driving down a well lit street. Court hammers me. Lose license for four months. Lose job because they caught wind of DUI...it has been a shatty year. =/ But the gym makes me happy and also when shit gets horrible I just remember I have a big penis and most the time that helps. Until I realize I don't get to use it much anymore because all the ho's really want is money and I have none.
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