One of THE WORST places to propose

[Freak Show]

So i'm at this pretty decent house party, yeah i know that's an oxymoron, but it wasn't too unbearable. Right in between the shitty music ( i think it was after a slammin Ricky Martin joint) this fuckin Casanova gets on his knees and proposes to his lady. My friends and i were like, "smooth!". yeah, fuck candles and wine, i'm gonna kneel on a beer stained floor, right after I hit up the kegger of Natty light. then I'm gonna propose to my future wife. Then me and my fraternity brothers are gonna do keg stands until our noses spew piss warm brew. What a romantic.
That move inspired me so much, I think I'll propose to my lady as she's strapped into the gyno chair. Better yet, maybe after we get out of Spider-Man movie, i'll kneel on some kernals of popcorn and chewing gum and tell the love of my life I want to marry her. after she slaps me in the back of my head, i'll have her signal the usher to get the scraper to help me get the gum and Milk Duds off my narrow fit Levi's.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Save the milk duds for me!!! I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY!!

 

[danielson]

whats a milk dud?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

whats a milk dud?

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

 

[danielson]

lol, thanks baba

we dont have them over here. at least not that i know of

 

[big4life]

lol, thanks baba

we dont have them over here. at least not that i know of

Well, what did you throw at people at the movies?




Not that I would have done anything like that.

 

[danielson]

Well, what did you throw at people at the movies?




Not that I would have done anything like that.

tea hot steaming tea


popcorn and M&M's i guess......

 

[Freak Show]

once again, i'd like to thank you retards for contributing to make this a fine thread.

 

[danielson]

once again, i'd like to thank you retards for contributing to make this a fine thread.

always a pleasure, never a chore

 

[OMEGA]

Well, what did you throw at people at the movies?




Not that I would have done anything like that.

LOL at BIG

Freakshow love the Avavtar home slicerel

 

[Freak Show]

LOL at BIG

Freakshow love the Avavtar home slicerel

thanks. which one do you see? is it the masturbate one? i switched it a few minutes ago, but i still see the one of kevin mcdonald (kids in the hall)

 

[danielson]

thanks. which one do you see? is it the masturbate one? i switched it a few minutes ago, but i still see the one of kevin mcdonald (kids in the hall)

Ctrl+F5

 

[Freak Show]

Ctrl+F5

Thanks D, but i did that twice and i still see the old one. when i click on my profile, it has the new one, but when i post, i still don't see it. oh well, as long as everyone else sees the new one i can go on living.

 

[danielson]

Thanks D, but i did that twice and i still see the old one. when i click on my profile, it has the new one, but when i post, i still don't see it. oh well, as long as everyone else sees the new one i can go on living.

thats odd....i see the new one. ah well....

 

[HumorMe]

once again, i'd like to thank you retards for contributing to make this a fine thread.

That's the only thing that keeps me coming back to these boards.....to see how far off topic threads can get!