One Bored Mofo

[tripleblonde]

that would be me.....

p.s.---

let me save you post time btw:

show me your tits
this thread is useless
this thread is useless without pics
your a man
worst thread ever

i'm sure there is more........

 

[Dial_tone]

Let's do phonesex.

 

[jerkbox]

try masturbating

 

[string_bean00]

Best thread ever.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

try masturbating

and take pics.

 

[f.b.i.]

do you have a penis or a vagina

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I had a horrible dream last night that the clit of this girl I was banging was big, really light pink, and shaped in the likeness and size of a toungue. It was flapping up and down and it really scared me.

 

[from zero]

Yeah I'm motherfucking bored too. WTF.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

why would that scare you chaos? i would think a clit like a tounge would be kinda fun. it could lick you while you bang away at her. kinda like a 3-some without the extra person there.

 

[jerkbox]

do you have a penis or a vagina

she has both

 

[string_bean00]

she has both

Fawking hot.

 

[f.b.i.]

gross

he/she has manly hands too

 

[Buddy_Christ]

24 minutes since she made this thread....she better be taking jerky's suggestion and have the camera in the other hand......

 

[tripleblonde]

gross

he/she has manly hands too

yep....plenty of threads on this that you've missed

 

[Moderate_THIS]

why would that scare you chaos?

It just did, okay?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what's wrong with you chaos? you getting soft on us?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

you getting soft on us?

not on you, but that's the reason I'm here posting now.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

so you're getting hard on me?

i'm glad i serve a purpose in the sheme of things around here.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

so you're getting hard on me?

i'm glad i serve a purpose in the sheme of things around here.

No you tendernip, I have "performance problems" at the moment.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

stage fright?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

stage fright?

what's known around here as "Paxil Pecker"

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you're on Paxil? dude, you need to fire your doctor, cause it isn't fucking working cept making your dick look at your feet.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Nah, I just grabbed a couple from a crazy friend of mine. I wanted to try it out. It's all good, I sweet-talked my way out of it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

gee, you have crazy friends? i would've never thought that.