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mekannik
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On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
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Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
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One month later, on these absolutely stunning islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
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One of the Italian men killed the other for the Italian woman
The two French men and the French woman are living happily in a menage a trois
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other while the Greek woman cooks and cleans for them
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the woman
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and decided to swim_to another island
The two Japanese faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions
The two Chinese have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant and laundry and gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the store
The Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They don't remember if sex gets into the picture becqause it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they're happy because the English aren't having any fun
The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman won't shut up and complains relentlessly about her body,_the true nature feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her feet look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her more than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all problems and why didn't they bring a goddam cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this deserted island in the middle of_ fucking nowhere so she can go shopping.
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Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
_
One month later, on these absolutely stunning islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
_
One of the Italian men killed the other for the Italian woman
The two French men and the French woman are living happily in a menage a trois
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other while the Greek woman cooks and cleans for them
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the woman
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and decided to swim_to another island
The two Japanese faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions
The two Chinese have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant and laundry and gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the store
The Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They don't remember if sex gets into the picture becqause it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they're happy because the English aren't having any fun
The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman won't shut up and complains relentlessly about her body,_the true nature feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her feet look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her more than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all problems and why didn't they bring a goddam cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this deserted island in the middle of_ fucking nowhere so she can go shopping.
but the Greek isn´t bad either...
