OMG Jessica and Nick are getting divorced!

[Ffactor]

Rumour has it Jessica doesn't like anal!

 

[hamstershaver]

id divorce her too if she didnt like it in the ass

 

[CASS]

when did this happen.

does this mean i'll have a chance?????

 

[Beachbum1546]

when did this happen.

does this mean i'll have a chance?????

yeah, like one in a million.

 

[Ffactor]

She does not turn me on.

 

[CASS]

She does not turn me on.

she does it for me bro BIG time.

 

[Ffactor]

I'd have to see what her asshole looked like first, if it's anything like her face I ain't hittin it.

 

[velvett]

Nick is HOT.

 

[gotmilk]

She takes it in the ass. Nick tells her it's the right imput hole. She has no clue if that's true or not.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

One of my buddies from school is in a journalism class, and they had an editor from some celebrity magazine (I think it was In Touch) do a phone conference/ q&a with them. Well what he told me was this editor works for a magazine that gets all the dirt that the more "politically correct" and "proper" mags such as People and US Weekly etc. can't publicize for legal obligations made prior with the celebs as to what they can and can't publish. Believe it or not, the trashy mags, even though they have a lot of bullshit (Elvis sightings, bat boys, etc) the stuff they publish about celebs is real shit.
Anyway, when they had this phone conference, the editor had some scoop on Nick and Jessica- they're actually not together anymore. They themselves are simply feeding the public whatever they want them to believe. The bigger magazines like People are at the mercy of what the stars allow them to publish and nothing more, so the stories you might've read about them being together are fabricated bs by the couple themselves. This is why you never hear of anyone filing a suit against People or US Weekly or the like for whatever story, it's because it's pre-screened by the stars themselves.

And on top of that, one of the female editors from In Touch (if I remember the name of the mag correctly) met and interviewed Nick at some press function, and he asked her for a blowjob........and well, she gave it to him!!

So yeah, what you see on Newlyweds is a clever little front brought to you by the ever increasingly shitty Mtv.

 

[jrlex]

Rumour has it Jessica doesn't like anal!

they still make girls like her?

 

[IvanOffelitch]

pfffftttttttttt.........



snicker..........





guffaw...........






I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me.



*snort*





pfffttttt.......






Sorry, just can't help myself.

 

[browndog1]

yeah, like one in a million.

So you're saying there's a chance....

 

[Dial_tone]

when did this happen.

does this mean i'll have a chance?????

with ashlee? I think we all have a shot, bro....but somebody can have mine.

 

[Beachbum1546]

So you're saying there's a chance....

took long enough for someone to catch that. perfect set-up. you get K Lloyd.

 

[velvett]

And on top of that, one of the female editors from In Touch (if I remember the name of the mag correctly) met and interviewed Nick at some press function, and he asked her for a blowjob........and well, she gave it to him!!

SHATTERED - image just SHATTERED

sigh