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OMFG. I just sent the wrong person a text

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jerseyart

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message that I wouldn't want anyone to read but the person that it was intended for, and it was sent to a woman I work with to boot.

My cheeks are burning with embarassment. Holy shit. I just sent her a voice message to tell her to ignore the text, it was sent accidentally. But they both have the same name, and she might think I meant it, and just chickened out or something. Fuck me.
 
What's the big deal? So, you sent the wrong girl a text that you want to wear her Bra, panties, and heels. And, then prance around in front of her.

J/k

Is it something you can tell her it was a joke? (she might think your wierd. But wtf)

You should probably just tell her you sent it to another girl w/the same name. (unless you are working to hit both)

Good luck Fancy Boy
 
Much worse, and my ears are still burning (and I never get embarassed)every time I think of her repeating it in the office. She's going to tell everyone. And thats if she doesnt freak and really think I meant her. Fuck
 
Yeah, we need to know the full scope of what just happened. Paste a copy of it here.
 
No way bros.
 
JerseyArt said:
No way bros.
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Dude just do it.. I posted a good while back about when I drunkenly tried to reply to a chicks text.

I Ended up telling one of my friends to bring his ass to my house and i'd "horse fuck'em".

He still gives me shit about that one.
 
TC2 said:
Dude just do it.. I posted a good while back about when I drunkenly tried to reply to a chicks text.

I Ended up telling one of my friends to bring his ass to my house and i'd "horse fuck'em".

He still gives me shit about that one.
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No its worse, much worse

I can't see her till the weekend, and we're both dyin. Neither of us can think of anything else. I've been burning up for the last three days, literally, I can feel the heat coming off of me right now, the back of my neck, my shoulers, my arms, I'm feverish, and she says she feels the same way. Nothing helps

So I'm texting her in different parts, because she's with her gf and cant talk, but she left messages.

"OMG (her name) U R KILLING ME IM BURNING FOR U I NEED TO FEEL UR FLESH AGAINST ME UR LIPS KISSING ME UR BREATHE ON MY FACE UR LEGS RAPPED ROUND ME AND U GRIPPING ME INSIDE U UR PUSSY PUSSY STRETCHED TIGHT ROUND ME AND U QUIVER WHEN U CUM W ME IN U...."

and worse, much worse
 
hate when that happens... i got super busted once for that
 
I've sent out wrong karma messages to a number of people lately. If any male members have received messages mentioning my privates, it was a accident. Sorry.
 
JerseyArt said:
No its worse, much worse

I can't see her till the weekend, and we're both dyin. Neither of us can think of anything else. I've been burning up for the last three days, literally, I can feel the heat coming off of me right now, the back of my neck, my shoulers, my arms, I'm feverish, and she says she feels the same way. Nothing helps

So I'm texting her in different parts, because she's with her gf and cant talk, but she left messages.

"OMG (her name) U R KILLING ME IM BURNING FOR U I NEED TO FEEL UR FLESH AGAINST ME UR LIPS KISSING ME UR BREATHE ON MY FACE UR LEGS RAPPED ROUND ME AND U GRIPPING ME INSIDE U UR PUSSY PUSSY STRETCHED TIGHT ROUND ME AND U QUIVER WHEN U CUM W ME IN U...."

and worse, much worse
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lol pathetic
 
Holy shit bro.

I know a guy who masturbated on video, and sent it to a chick. The chick sent it to others, and soon almost an entire large state university had seen him masturbate.

Be proud of your text. That's what that guy did and he didn't seem to mind at all.
 
JerseyArt said:
"OMG (her name) U R KILLING ME IM BURNING FOR U I NEED TO FEEL UR FLESH AGAINST ME UR LIPS KISSING ME UR BREATHE ON MY FACE UR LEGS RAPPED ROUND ME AND U GRIPPING ME INSIDE U UR PUSSY PUSSY STRETCHED TIGHT ROUND ME AND U QUIVER WHEN U CUM W ME IN U...."
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LMAO! You sound like a... what's that word... ah, yes... BIATCH!!!
 
Boardin087 said:
lol pathetic
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I don't blame you. I wouldn't have understood either before puberty. You have so many exciting things to look forward to like not looking like a girl, some muscles when the testosterone kicks in, pg movies...........
 
When I started my current job a few years ago I was chatting with a friend on AIM. I was telling him about a wild night my fiance and I had. We had our neighbor come over and party with us and her bf had to leave early b/c he had to work early. Well we continued to party which lead to them taking a shower together and us having a threesome later on that night of which I don't even remember. My fiance informed me the next morning. After I sent the message. I brought the aim window back up and noticed that the message wasn't there. I couldn't figure it out. Then I noticed I had an internal chat window up in which I was chatting with my boss. I flipped out b/c I had just sent it to her. I ran over to see her with her mouth wide open and her eyes about to bug out of her head. I told her that she wasn't meant to read that. She laughed and said be careful who I send stuff to next time. Damn that was embarassing
 
sawastea said:
Rumor has it, you're into the same sex orb

Just something floating around, you should look into it
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A simple search of my posts will yield large amounts of evidence to the contrary orb. But thanks for having me in your thoughts.
 
Screw you tool

This isn't funny. I have to see this person in a little while
 
JerseyArt said:
Screw you tool

This isn't funny. I have to see this person in a little while
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LOL

Well, you be sure and let us know how that goes, mmmkay?

Maybe we can all have an internet group hug afterwards and discuss how your erroneous text message makes us all feel.

:D
 
No thanks bro. Your gf called this morning to say how unsatisfied she is, and tell me why.

I already feel so much better just knowing my penis is so much bigger than yours.

oh wait........maybe I wasn't supposed to tell you about that
 
D'oh!!

I feel for ya Jersey, I did a bad slip with the IM at work a few years ago.. I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I realized who I'd sent it too, instead of my girl Monica.. :eek2:

Just tell her it was meant for the OTHER (whatever her name is), still a bit embarassing, but not as bad as if she thought it was for her. :rose:
 
JerseyArt said:
No thanks bro. Your gf called this morning to say how unsatisfied she is, and tell me why.

I already feel so much better just knowing my penis is so much bigger than yours.

oh wait........maybe I wasn't supposed to tell you about that
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When out of material, always go for the dick jokes.

Good call.
 
Thanks Seashell

I just hope she doesn't think it was for her, either for real or to make fun of her. I alos hope she doesn't tell anyone.


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Project

It's still early damn you. I could have used the fat jokes, but I just wasn't in the mood

Also, I can't tell when you're serious or kidding. I thought you were kidding, now I think you are serious, in which case I'll have to start on the dumb jokes
 
JerseyArt said:
Project

It's still early damn you. I could have used the fat jokes, but I just wasn't in the mood

Also, I can't tell when you're serious or kidding. I thought you were kidding, now I think you are serious, in which case I'll have to start on the dumb jokes
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LOL, dude, I'm totally kidding.

You really can't tell?

Damn, I always thought it was obvious I was goofing around.
 
The rob avatar throws me off.

The other super hero one was much better. With that one you could have posted "I just totaled your car because your gf was giving me oral while I was driving", and I would have thought you were kidding. Even if my car was missing and my gf was in a full body cast.

I would have been like, that big goof:)
 
lol, I love it when that stuff happens to other people


I remember once informing StrongSmartSexy that I wished I was there in bed with him by accident lol.

Another that comes to mind is once I met a friends Gf for the first time, she had been a source of mystery to a few of my friends for a while so I was under instruction to send out texts describing the meeting......I sent out rather unflattering ones, but to the guy who's gf it was lol.
 
Mr. dB said:
I've sent out wrong karma messages to a number of people lately. If any male members have received messages mentioning my privates, it was a accident. Sorry.
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So you really don't wanna toss my salad?

Well forget the syrup then.
 
JerseyArt said:
The rob avatar throws me off.

The other super hero one was much better. With that one you could have posted "I just totaled your car because your gf was giving me oral while I was driving", and I would have thought you were kidding. Even if my car was missing and my gf was in a full body cast.

I would have been like, that big goof:)
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The upshot is...even if she is in a full body cast, odds are her mouth is not covered.
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, I love it when that stuff happens to other people


I remember once informing StrongSmartSexy that I wished I was there in bed with him by accident lol.
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:lmao:

At my cousins workplace last year, this guy (Allan) had asked out the chick in the cubicle beside her. She goes to respond to his email, but with the auto-generated address completion feature, she sent it to ALL.. the entire company instead of just this guy. When she realized what happened, she cried and went home. lol. (The guy must have died as well, cause she'd declined the date.)

I was always afraid of somehow sending to ALL by mistake when I sent interoffice email.. :worried:
 
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