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Olsen Twin Update

MarthaStewart

MarthaStewart

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I met with my fiancee this afternoon for lunch.

She informed me that she had just gotten off the phone with her 7 year old sister.
Said sister just met Ashleigh Olsen in the elevator of their hotel in Toronto.

So I guess this means that the Olsen Twins are in TO right now.

If I weren't so damn busy sitting here rubbing myself like a furious little monster, I'd totally build a plane out of office supplies and get my fat ass up to Toronto and then do horrible and unspeakable things to those girls.

THE END
 
he's thinking of Ashleigh Banfield. I'd like to get banfield and the olsen twins in my bed. it's like something old and something new.
 
beastboy said:
Martha...have any naked pics of your fiancee? No sense bring hre up if you aren't going to post her pic.
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OH SNAP!!!
(I've always wanted to say that - imagine how cool I would look if my haircut was just like Vanilla Ice?)

Yeah, I guess since I'm always bitching and moaning about pictures, I should post some.

But just like all of the other assjobs on this site, I'm not going to.
 
WODIN said:
Wooo you found a real live woman that has actually concented to marry you of her own free will? And she is sound of mind and body?
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Sound body? Yes.
Sound mind? Are any women of sound mind?

Also, this thread isn't about me, it is about wanting to have sex with underage girls.
 
Wooo you found a real live woman that has actually concented to marry you of her own free will? And she is sound of mind and body?
 
WODIN said:
Wooo you found a real live woman that has actually concented to marry you of her own free will? And she is sound of mind and body?
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She doesn't have feet....or a nose.

Skullfuck.
 
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Martha, since you're obviously not going to post nude pics of your fiancee, I think we'd all be willing to settle for some of your fiancee's little sister. I got no problem with bloomers, and I'm sure the rest of the board doesn't either.
 
Her sister is 7, which is a little old for my tastes.
I don't think I have any nudes of her.

I don't have a scanner, or I assure every one of you cockgoblins that I would be scanning my ass and bean bag every fucking five minutes and then I'd post that shit, PM it to people on the En Espanol board, and e-mail random yahoo and hotmail addresses.

Fuck. I gotta get a scanner.
 
MarthaStewart said:
I met with my fiancee this afternoon for lunch.

She informed me that she had just gotten off the phone with her 7 year old sister.
Said sister just met Ashleigh Olsen in the elevator of their hotel in Toronto.

So I guess this means that the Olsen Twins are in TO right now.

If I weren't so damn busy sitting here rubbing myself like a furious little monster, I'd totally build a plane out of office supplies and get my fat ass up to Toronto and then do horrible and unspeakable things to those girls.

THE END
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with ya, i'd be all over them like white on rice
 
you do know age of consent is 14 in Canada.

Besides if you put em both together they equal 32 years old, that counts right.
 
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