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Drunken_Weasel
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Ouch..
"Who hit's with a Baton, Honestly?"
"Who hit's with a Baton, Honestly?"
Bigsatan13
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That didn't hurt, hr didn't even drop his cigarette!
sermon_of_mockery
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that guy has an iron jaw,did'nt faze him a bit.Bigsatan13 said:
That didn't hurt, hr didn't even drop his cigarette!
"Women want him,men want to be him."
Drunken_Weasel
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You can't touch the man's Mojo... Even with a baton to the face.
Bigsatan13
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He looks like Austin Powers. Ouch! Not in the face Baby!
Drunken_Weasel
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Bigsatan13 said:
He looks like Austin Powers.
Thus explaining my comments!
"Threesome with Japanese twins, CHECK!"
Bigsatan13
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Drunken_Weasel said:
Oh, Throw me a frickin bone,I'm the boss, I need the info!
Drunken_Weasel
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"Schmoke and a Pancake?"
MrsMcootersSon
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sermon_of_mockery said:
why hello there mr sorry bitch ass sneaker-snake, glad we finally have come face to face mr pepsi-shoe-lace. me thinks dat dem bad boys frim dat firefly nation been saying dat u saying some bad stuff bout pepsi and bout da ffn mr toaster-stroodle-testicle.
well guess mr? ur a fag, ur a fag, ur mummy is an old hag, she lets me stick my weiner in her bag, and i bounced her titties and watched them sag.
sermon, your gayer then pee-wee herman. ur nipples look like strom thurmand. ur penis is smaller than a hooters hooter, u got so much estrogen in dem tittie-o's, i think u might have u a cooter like mrs mcboober!!!
mr pepsi, dont discriminate. if u do, the ffn will eliminate. ur asshole is for stinky women to smell, and you and the rest of your gay friends gan go to hell. i lay ur mummy on her back and fing her bell, she said "hey scoober, aint' that swell, you musta' lubricated ur pepsi-penis with some special gel," and thats when i dropped my little carrot in her deep well. i said if she needs some action, come over do da ffn and we will give her satifaction. at the uni im even starting a ffn faction.!!
oh well, ur a loser, and ur an abuser. excuse me sir, but i think ur a nerd. why dont u go eat u a turd? huh? did u lose ur virginity to a fat bird? that the word, the word on the street. they all are saying ur mommas coober smells like shrebys feet.
i ate her coober, tasted like an onion, gave my tounge a little bunion. then she gave me some blumpkin, i squeezed out a turd and she said it tasted like a pumpkin. she chowed down on my pumpkin pie, dats when, sir, i shot my scooter jizz in her eye.
fly high little firefly!!! fly high!!! sir, ur the apple of my eye!!!
i aint no slim shady, but i sure as heck aint no fat black lady. im just mrs mcooters son, of the ffn. thats right sir, i said the ffn, firefly nation!!! hooters, hooters, we are the ffn ,and ur a big fat hen.
i know ur mommys coober to a tee, i have been sexing her up at da university!!!! she even gave head to moby the doby (a doberman who likes to smoke a doby)!!
Mr mcpheebus, go suck on a penis!!!
I seen ur pic, ur nipples look like they have an infection. may1010 say ur tits, and got an erection!
so grab shrebies titty, im about to end this ditty, there is a girl staring across this computer lab at me and she is pretty, im going to show her my itty bitty, but before i go, i will say ur a stupid ho, ur dumber than a piece of shit, and ur nipples look like a black ladys clit.
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Big Anaconda
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Looks like he got what he deserved to me.
MrsMcootersSon
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Ffactor said:
why hello there mr pepsi-triangle-bird, how do u do dis evening mister mr? my ditty was about sermon of monkey and his uncles pepsi-penis-poodle doodle, he is a weiner eating son of a gun he is and he talks too much shit about dem bad boyz in da ffn he does indeeder he does.
here is a ditty now about sermon (note to the pepsi drinkers of ppa (pepsi drinkers anoymous) and ppa* (pepsi drinkers apple) and ppo (pepsi drinkers orange: this is my second ditty about sermon of bluberry turd [first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest] according to the logic of pepsi, this one will be the best but it will be shorter sirs cuz i got to get out of dis lab and get back @ da uni and apply my transdermal sirs, and i might even get to do this fat bird named jen tonight if i get luckey].
here it is:
well hey there sermon of vaginie,
i think i will throw a can of pepsi at ur hinie
mr sir,
i can't even see ur penis, does dat mean that ur a her?
is ur penis so small,
that it can only carry one ball?
can u make sperm come out ur little worm (sir).
sermon, sermon, sermon, ur so gay, if i was that gay i would sit and drink pepsi all day
hey, theres an idea, drink pepsi out ur penis, well hey diddle diddle why din't i think of it sooner!!! maybe cuz sermon is a spooner, and he spoons dem turds out the but of a sooner (go sooners!!!)
maybe sermon spoons jizim out of his dick, like a little prick, or a b-ball playing black man who lays a brick
sermon is a hick, he has the nipples of a hot chick, but he got him a small dick
what does this mean? it means that he needs to eat some beans
beans, beans, the magical fruit,
beans beans, there good 4 ur heart
the more you eat the more you fart,
the more you fart, the beeter you feel,
so eat your beans after every meal
well hey mr sermon, so u need to eat some beans mister, they contain anti-estrogen/anti aromatizing enzymes that make your nipples less puffy, if i fart on ur tit will it shrink a little bit?
maybe the world will never know, you stupid ho, maybe you need to cut off your tits and build them into a giant didlo
what is the essence of sermons tips? or are they nips? or are they chips?
shit, fuck that, mrs mcboober thought they was lips, and she gave them a kiss, and tasted some estrogen piss
then she stuck sermons hooter in that old pussy of mrs mcooter, and it felt so good i said just shooter, and her hooter grew and it grew, and her poopy started smelling like a wherewolfs testicle after he shit all down onto his nutz!!
sermon, go ahead sir and finger ur penis, pucker up them nipples and send them to venuz and i will
hello sir, i must end this poem now, i just stuck an oyster shell in my penis and i farted and a baby giraffed came out my butthole it did, so i stuck a computer mouse in my pepsi, and my pepsi came to life and says this "hey there itty bitty, im pepsi, and i came from sermons titty"
so i drank the pepsi and a big bias hooter came out of the sky, and says "hello mrsmcooters son" and i say "why hello there mr hooter, what can i do 4 u dis fine evening mr pepsi-tramp"
then i grabbed the hooters tit, milk came out, and i sucked the other nipple i did nad sirs!!!!! sirs i swear on my nads that pepsi came out into my mouth and it tasted like a weiners fart and an onions little mike tyson (that girs coober after he raped her)!!!!! i shit u not sirs, i do not lie for i am littlefirefly!!!!!
then i went down to cableos titty bar, and he was bouncing, and i started singging a ditty, adn i seen mr sermon jump up on dat table and start shaking his nipples and my friend scream says "hey mr aneroxic semen boy, get down from there sir or i will sick moby the doby (who likes a dooby) on u and he will think ur nips are kibbles and bits and he will bite them tits, and chew htem up, and shit htem out, and you will be picking them out his poo-poo like pumpkin seeds when aunt jamima makes her pumpkin pie for her grandbabbys and oh!!!!
OH MY!!!!!
MY LORD!!!!
A LITTLE LAB RAT JUST CRAWLED OUT MY PRIVATE PART FITNESS FIENDS!!!!! holy jizabel mr pepsi-squirrel's, i must go, little lab rat just crawled out my bad boy and i need to go stick him in some girls cootie and make sure he still works or i wont be in hte mood to go out with my friends and sip pepsi this evening @ uni!!
oh my, the little lab rat is now typeing on the keyboard, i will let him take over now
"hello earthlings, i am a little lab rat, and i crawled out little scoobys peeper, and i just came here to say one thing to all u humans out there on earth
BAD BOYYYYYYYYYYZ DRINK PEPSI!!!!
WHOOOOOOO DADDY!!!!!!!!!! HEEE-HAWWWWW!!!!!
<~~~BAD BOYZ!!
