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mkazzbmf

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This guy at work who was in his prime years during the 70's and 80's was bragging today about how much ass he used to get back then telling us younger guys how we cant step to his large amounts of pussy from the past. THEN....I reminded him how sorry I feel for him because I have seen 70's and 80's pornos and I know that he was diving into some of the hairiest rat's nest bush on planet earth! The office erupted in laughter and he just hung his head and said...."yeah I guess your right" LOLOLOLOL.....Long live the shaved POOOOOON-TANG!!! Another old tough guy put in his place!!!!! You should hear him talk about how much he could bench and how much ass he could kick back then too.....For fucks sake why do old dudes need to try and show up young bucks???


Kaz
 
dullboy isn't a big fan of shaved boxes.

dullboy thinks all this DVD porn has turned young dudes into pedophilic cock worshipers.

a brazilian is the best look by far.
 
Yeah well its no fun to have a face full of brillo pad when gettin down on a box.....hairy poon is unacceptable.

Kaz
 
dullboy said:
dullboy says he's right to a point.


HIV chilled a lot of people out.


especially in the 90's.

The mid-to-late '80s were worse. Around '84 when it first hit the news that AIDS was crossing over to the heterosexual population, we knew the party was over.

I wish I had invested heavily in Trojan.
 
mkazzbmf said:
For fucks sake why do old dudes need to try and show up young bucks???

You'll be that guy someday. And it'll come a lot sooner than you think.
 
mkazzbmf said:
Yeah well its no fun to have a face full of brillo pad when gettin down on a box.....hairy poon is unacceptable.

Kaz


dullboy says:

did you ever think, at least for a second, that maybe you just don't like pussy that much?


lol
 
Mr. dB said:
You'll be that guy someday. And it'll come a lot sooner than you think.

Yeah but at least I can be truthful about my conquests.....plus I can say my poon was bald or trimmed......Kaz 1....Old Heads 0!!!!!


Kaz
 
dullboy hears a lot of dudes like kaz being very conditional about pussy.


"i won't fuck a girl with big labia..."

"any pubic hair whatsoever isn't acceptable..."

"if it doesn't smell like flowers i ain't touching it..."


etc, etc, etc.


dullboy suspects most of these guys really like cock and this is just a reaction formation defense mechanism.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy hears a lot of dudes like kaz being very conditional about pussy.


"i won't fuck a girl with big labia..."

"any pubic hair whatsoever isn't acceptable..."

"if it doesn't smell like flowers i ain't touching it..."


etc, etc, etc.


dullboy suspects most of these guys really like cock and this is just a reaction formation defense mechanism.

Kaz thinks Dullboy will take any pussy that comes around because Dullboy probably doesn't get much.....and just because I like caulk doesn't mean I am gay......Just a grown man having fun.


Kaz
 
mkazzbmf said:
Kaz thinks Dullboy will take any pussy that comes around because Dullboy probably doesn't get much...
Kaz


dullboy says lol. dullboy has carnal knowledge of some of the hottest girls on the planet. literally. that and 2 bucks gets me on the subway, dullboy supposes.


regardless,

mkazzbmf said:
and just because I like caulk doesn't mean I am gay......Just a grown man having fun.
Kaz



you just admitted that you like cock (to each his own), so dullboy once again proves that he always makes good points.


guys that place all these conditions on pussy really like cock.
 
dullboy makes good points.
 
Kaz thinks Dullboy is crazy for liking stinky pussy......kaz also said caulk....not cock.....caulk is used for finish work on trim.....windows...etc..........

Kaz thinks dullboy needs to Lighten up......2 bucks is cheap for the subway....Kaz figures Dullboy does favors for the ticket guy to get such deals. Kaz thinks this thread is gonna go on ALL day.....LOL


Kaz
 
mkazzbmf said:
Kaz thinks Dullboy is crazy for liking stinky pussy......kaz also said caulk....not cock.....caulk is used for finish work on trim.....windows...etc..........

Kaz thinks dullboy needs to Lighten up......2 bucks is cheap for the subway....Kaz figures Dullboy does favors for the ticket guy to get such deals. Kaz thinks this thread is gonna go on ALL day.....LOL


Kaz

i think you're posting like dullboy because you have a crush on him. :heart:
 
mkazzbmf said:
Kaz thinks Dullboy is crazy for liking stinky pussy......kaz also said caulk....not cock.....caulk is used for finish work on trim.....windows...etc..........

Kaz thinks dullboy needs to Lighten up......2 bucks is cheap for the subway....Kaz figures Dullboy does favors for the ticket guy to get such deals. Kaz thinks this thread is gonna go on ALL day.....LOL


Kaz


com'on - you like the cock and you know it. lol

the subway is definitely 2 bucks. i took it this morning...


dullboy is light as a feather and who said he likes stinky pussy?
 
dullboy said:
dullboy hears a lot of dudes like kaz being very conditional about pussy.


"i won't fuck a girl with big labia..."

"any pubic hair whatsoever isn't acceptable..."

"if it doesn't smell like flowers i ain't touching it..."


etc, etc, etc.


dullboy suspects most of these guys really like cock and this is just a reaction formation defense mechanism.


the red text equals.....lousy smelling pussy

Cmon man come back with something better your posts are classic.....we need more wit and wisdom here brah......forgive me....stinky, hairy pussy is for sasquatches......I am a human, not a bear, not a sasquatch......Just like how mullets arent in anymore.....hairy stinky pussy isnt either....but to each his own....leaves more bald, tasty, good smelling pussy for the humans.


Kaz
 
mkazzbmf said:
the red text equals.....lousy smelling pussy

Cmon man come back with something better your posts are classic.....we need more wit and wisdom here brah......forgive me....stinky, hairy pussy is for sasquatches......I am a human, not a bear, not a sasquatch......Just like how mullets arent in anymore.....hairy stinky pussy isnt either....but to each his own....leaves more bald, tasty, good smelling pussy for the humans.


Kaz


i dated a girl in high school who - I SWEAR TO GOD - had such a smelly snatch that I remember after fingering her I had to drive home with my hand out the window.

True story.
 
patsfan1379 said:
i dated a girl in high school who - I SWEAR TO GOD - had such a smelly snatch that I remember after fingering her I had to drive home with my hand out the window.

True story.


LOL "The BEAST"
 
patsfan1379 said:
i dated a girl in high school who - I SWEAR TO GOD - had such a smelly snatch that I remember after fingering her I had to drive home with my hand out the window.

True story.


dullboy says thanks for allowing him to taste his lunch 2x.
 
patsfan1379 said:
i dated a girl in high school who - I SWEAR TO GOD - had such a smelly snatch that I remember after fingering her I had to drive home with my hand out the window.

True story.


LOL........so couldnt you smell that before the pant were even removed???

I used to train some chicks at the gym who's pussies smelled like dead fish clear through their gym clothes....I should have gotten a few bucks more an hour for that.


Kaz
 
Back in my day i woulda slapped the shit out of a young punk talking smack.

Oh wait............i still would do it.
 
dullboy says there's a difference between not smelling like flowers and smelling like fresh goat dung.
 
mkazzbmf said:
the red text equals.....lousy smelling pussy

Cmon man come back with something better your posts are classic.....we need more wit and wisdom here brah......forgive me....stinky, hairy pussy is for sasquatches......I am a human, not a bear, not a sasquatch......Just like how mullets arent in anymore.....hairy stinky pussy isnt either....but to each his own....leaves more bald, tasty, good smelling pussy for the humans.


Kaz

He was expressing what other guys say about pussy, not his personal taste.




You juicers kill me.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy says there's a difference between not smelling like flowers and smelling like fresh goat dung.

pussy that smells like flowers isn't pussy. its essence of douche.

pussy smells like pussy.
 
I'm not defending anyone exercising there ego and trying to re-live the past " but " those were different times back then , i was a teenager in the 70's and early 80's and went to an extremly rough high school where you could count on getting in at least one fight a week .

There was no such thing as bully protection and ratting someone out was not an option back then or you were completly fucked for good ... there was non of this revenge crap you see now where a guy gets beat and comes backwith a knife or gun
If you took a beating you took a beating and that was that ... over

No gang bullshit ...

We were actually afraid of the police but not half as much as what DAD would do ..
Those were the day when good old dad would kick the living shit out of you for getting out of line ... Hell kids talk back to there parents nowadays and tell them to fuck off .. if i ever said that to my old man he would have beat me to within an inch of my life .

Believe me guys times have changed .

As for pussy ....... Girls were just as big a sluts back then as they are now so i don't think there is much difference .

Of cource " swinging " was big with the adult crowd in the early 70's , my uncle has told me hundreds of stories of massive orgies ..... He was one of those cool dudes like joe rockford ( rockford files ) complete with the plad bell bottom pants and huge v- collar dress shirt unbuttoned to his gut , rounded of with a pair of huge wire rim foster grants ... lol

He'd bang more chicks in a weekend then most of us would do in a year ..
 
Its kinda like saying that food is food.....Not true....we all put stipulations on food right? If you only stick pussy and dont know how to eat it or just dont go down than I suppose I can understand not being picky.....I love pussy in my face to much to tolerate stinky, hairy, axe wound looking pussy.

Kaz
 
mkazzbmf said:
LOL........so couldnt you smell that before the pant were even removed???

I used to train some chicks at the gym who's pussies smelled like dead fish clear through their gym clothes....I should have gotten a few bucks more an hour for that.


Kaz

dude I was like 16, it thought maybe some pussy smelled like that. i didnt know any better.
 
Sheesh, for over 8 million years human pussy has been hairy and smelly, and now some punk feels like he's got some sort of moral high ground because over the past two decades the fashion has gone to trimmed or shaved snatches? We had to go down on hairy pussy because that's all we knew, and we liked it. Kids these days are such squeemish little pussywillows. Man up, fer fucksake!
 
mkazzbmf said:
This guy at work who was in his prime years during the 70's and 80's was bragging today about how much ass he used to get back then telling us younger guys how we cant step to his large amounts of pussy from the past. THEN....I reminded him how sorry I feel for him because I have seen 70's and 80's pornos and I know that he was diving into some of the hairiest rat's nest bush on planet earth! The office erupted in laughter and he just hung his head and said...."yeah I guess your right" LOLOLOLOL.....Long live the shaved POOOOOON-TANG!!! Another old tough guy put in his place!!!!! You should hear him talk about how much he could bench and how much ass he could kick back then too.....For fucks sake why do old dudes need to try and show up young bucks???


Kaz

I am probably an old guy to you and beleive it or not many women shaved their pussies in 1980's.

Chances are he did, could and would kick a lot of ass "back then" and my guess is when you're and old man and some wet behind the ears kid tries to tell you about lifting, gear, pussy, kicking ass, or whatever you'll put him in his place too!
 
Mr. dB said:
Sheesh, for over 8 million years human pussy has been hairy and smelly, and now some punk feels like he's got some sort of moral high ground because over the past two decades the fashion has gone to trimmed or shaved snatches? We had to go down on hairy pussy because that's all we knew, and we liked it. Kids these days are such squeemish little pussywillows. Man up, fer fucksake!


Yeah and women had hairy legs too in the stoneage.....does that mean you like hairy legged women too? How about female mustaches too? Nasty man.....Nasty



Kaz
 
BigRupe said:
I am probably an old guy to you and beleive it or not many women shaved their pussies in 1980's.

Chances are he did, could and would kick a lot of ass "back then" and my guess is when you're and old man and some wet behind the ears kid tries to tell you about lifting, gear, pussy, kicking ass, or whatever you'll put him in his place too!


So I should believe him that he could bech 500 lbs being that he is now 5 foot 7 inches and weighing in at maybe 140 with a beer gut especialy when he says he was thinner then? Cmon man.....he is a "one upper" no matter what anyone says he has been there done that X10. Check nuts at the door, or they may get crushed along with the ego.


Kaz
 
mkazzbmf said:
So I should believe him that he could bech 500 lbs being that he is now 5 foot 7 inches and weighing in at maybe 140 with a beer gut especialy when he says he was thinner then? Cmon man.....he is a "one upper" no matter what anyone says he has been there done that X10. Check nuts at the door, or they may get crushed along with the ego.


Kaz

Your original complaint never said he benched 500 pounds. My point is why the hell do you even care what someone says? I let stuff like that just roll right off my back.

Again your youth is as fleeting as his was.

As to checking nuts at the door that's a new one on me.

In any case lighten up a bit as life is tough enough as it is without worrying about some old man embellishing his past.

Trust me when YOU get older you too will recall the "glory" days!

Just an FYI at one point I weighed 207 pounds and was BIG and strong...I never benched 500 though more like 350, but I then stopped AAS and got into extreme rock climbing and caving and dropped to a super shredded 150 so it's within the realm of possibility that the guy was stronger when he was in his late 20's
 
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