Okay, this is weird

[absolute hardgainer]

I am still trying to figure out why this thread is so amusing that I actually read it all the way to the end...

I got it, it must be that ever-so-charming Captain Awesome.

hardgainer (still LMAO)

 

[strengthmonster]

Next time, before you get drunk; tie all your clothes with pieces of string to your ankle. That way even if you walk home completely naked, all of your clothes will still be there in the morning.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Next time, before you get drunk; tie all your clothes with pieces of string to your ankle. That way even if you walk home completely naked, all of your clothes will still be there in the morning.

It was in my freakin' closet!!!!! Damn you!!!!!

It was in my closet and now it is gone. I am wondering how my cute little skirt could just disappear.

I didn't leave it at some man's house, you shitheads!!!!!! The last guy I was with, well you know who that was, and I didn't even own the skirt them. So shut the hell up about my private business.

 

[velvett]

It was in my closet and now it is gone. I am wondering how my cute little skirt could just disappear.

Could it have fallen? Or been washed with other items?
I do that all the time. (another reason for a houseboy - heh) Brought to the dry cleaners by accident?

 

[Hannibal]

Could it have fallen? Or been washed with other items?
I do that all the time. (another reason for a houseboy - heh) Brought to the dry cleaners by accident?

Velvett are you STILL looking for a houseboy??! I guess it's time to get my resume in order

 

[Big Buck]

You don't remember us getting freaky in the closet...you must have been really drunk....it was fun though. I took it to the cleaners to get my cum stain out of it....I'll bring it to u today baby

 

[Hannibal]

Damn Buck...you are one smoooooooth operator

 

[Slice of Peach2]

You don't remember us getting freaky in the closet...you must have been ready drunk....it was fun though. I took it to the cleaners to get my cum stain out of it....I'll bring it to u today baby

Was that you?

Damn, you slipped me a mickey!!!! I don't remember a damn thing, too bad. Mmmmmmmm!!! I had me some BBuck!!!!!!!

 

[Big Buck]

Was that you?

Damn, you slipped me a mickey!!!! I don't remember a damn thing, too bad. Mmmmmmmm!!! I had me some BBuck!!!!!!!

yeap, must have been the ruffies.....oh well....maybe next time I'll wake you up....

 

[smallmovesal]

heehee you better check yo'self befo' ya wreck yo'self

ok that made no sense but i wanted to say it anyway