Okay, this is weird

[Slice of Peach2]

I bought two skirts a couple of weeks ago, I wore them both, they are very nice. Anyway, they both have to handwashed and I hung them in my closet so I could wash them later, well, I went to get them yesterday to wash them and one was there, but the other was no where to be found. I checked all over my closet, I can't find it. I didn't put it in with my dirty clothes, it is just gone.

Where did it go? Do I have a blackhole in my closet somewhere that suck my cute little skirt away and sent it off to another universe where some alien creature is now wearing it and looking mighty fine?




I want my skirt back, I have the shirt that goes with it, but no skirt. Dammit.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

May1010 stole it.

Slice his throat open and remove his epiglottis.

 

[dawgslappa]

Fashion Police

Put the crack pipe down and step away from the closet!

 

[Furious1]

I'm sorry, I'll give it back, I couldn't help myself. Oh wait I just have to handwash the white stains out of it first

 

[Slice of Peach2]

im sure youll find it at the home of the last guy you screwed.

Damn, I have been looking for a reason to use that one.

Shithead!!!!!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

you should know by now where to find any clothes you lost while having random drunken unsafe sex.

You know what, STOP TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frackal]

lol

 

[May1010]

Is it just me or is Captain_Awesome growing on everyone?

hey, how did you get that star you bitch?

ROTFLMFAO!!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Re: Is it just me or is Captain_Awesome growing on everyone?

ROTFLMFAO!!!

 

[velvett]

Capitan, you're Superdave aren't you?

I mean it makes sense...

 

[Slice of Peach2]

just like a hemrhoid.

 

[velvett]

Just an observation Captain - you both have the same grammar tendencies.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

or in your case peaches, a genital wart.

That's you, you prick!!!!! You should be removed!!!!

 

[May1010]

or in your case peaches, a genital wart.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!


That was mean! ha ha ha ha ha

 

[smallmovesal]

hey loren i nominated you as mod for the member's pics page

 

[May1010]

hey loren i nominated you as mod for the member's pics page

I saw "the Fast & the Furious" today. Please call me "Loren Diesel" from now on ... and thanks!

 

[HappyScrappy]

so anyway, I'm just walking along when I see this great free skirt just hovering and damn, I was all over that. I'm wearing it right now, on my head.
down the street I got some socks for my gentials.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

so anyway, I'm just walking along when I see this great free skirt just hovering and damn, I was all over that. I'm wearing it right now, on my head.
down the street I got some socks for my gentials.

*GASP*

I WANT MY SKIRT BACK, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!


I expect it back in my closet ASAP!!!!!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

those are both very good pickup lines.
walk slowly up to the girl at the bar, gracefully lean over to the bar and turn to the girl and smoothly say "I WANT MY SKIRT BACK BITCH" - then add "I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN MY CLOSET!!"

yup, I'm Mr. Smooth with the ladies.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

those are both very good pickup lines.
walk slowly up to the girl at the bar, gracefully lean over to the bar and turn to the girl and smoothly say "I WANT MY SKIRT BACK BITCH" - then add "I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN MY CLOSET!!"

yup, I'm Mr. Smooth with the ladies.

Stop changing the subject!!!!!

When are you returning my skirt? You know it doesn't look good on your head!!!!

I have some socks I will give you if you give me my skirt back. They are cashmere. Nice and soft, the way a "special sock" shoud be. Think about it.

 

[velvett]

I have some socks I will give you if you give me my skirt back. They are cashmere. Nice and soft, the way a "special sock" shoud be. Think about it.

Better yet - I'll help tie Mr.Happy down and I'll take the socks - you know winters can be cold out here and I haven't anyone to play footsie with - so I think it would be the fair thing to do.

 

[HappyScrappy]

those socks better be pretty damn small if you get what I'm sayin'.
know what I mean? wink wink, nudge nudge - say no more.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

those socks better be pretty damn small if you get what I'm sayin'.
know what I mean? wink wink, nudge nudge - say no more.

Well, I knew they needed to be, they are baby booties!

 

[-SD-]

im sure youll find it at the home of the last guy you screwed.

Not here, I checked.

 

[May1010]

happy, give her the skirt back. its way too big for you anyway.

Ouch! That's gotta hurt.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

happy, give her the skirt back. its way too big for you anyway.

You know nothing, Eugenia!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have captainwhateverhisname is on my ignore list, but I can see via other's responses (why don't other people use the ignore list?)...
and it isn't too big for me - it fits nicely on my head.
makes it hard to type though

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I have captainwhateverhisname is on my ignore list, but I can see via other's responses (why don't other people use the ignore list?)...
and it isn't too big for me - it fits nicely on my head.
makes it hard to type though

I think I might have to add Eugenia to my ignore list too. But first I will sell his balls to a mountain oyster cookery.

 

[velvett]

But first I will sell his balls to a mountain oyster cookery.

i a chance of rejection in their acceptance of them.

 

[Laserdude]

I can't tell you all the details of why your skirt ended up in my closet, I would be giving away too many personal secrets as to why you don't remember last night. It was not my idea for you to fly in to have dinner with me and it was NOT my idea to put you back on that red eye flight after the fantastic night we had together. your gonna have to figure that one out yourself...Please come back. It was great.....

 

[absolute hardgainer]

I am still trying to figure out why this thread is so amusing that I actually read it all the way to the end...

I got it, it must be that ever-so-charming Captain Awesome.

hardgainer (still LMAO)

 

[strengthmonster]

Next time, before you get drunk; tie all your clothes with pieces of string to your ankle. That way even if you walk home completely naked, all of your clothes will still be there in the morning.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Next time, before you get drunk; tie all your clothes with pieces of string to your ankle. That way even if you walk home completely naked, all of your clothes will still be there in the morning.

It was in my freakin' closet!!!!! Damn you!!!!!

It was in my closet and now it is gone. I am wondering how my cute little skirt could just disappear.

I didn't leave it at some man's house, you shitheads!!!!!! The last guy I was with, well you know who that was, and I didn't even own the skirt them. So shut the hell up about my private business.

 

[velvett]

It was in my closet and now it is gone. I am wondering how my cute little skirt could just disappear.

Could it have fallen? Or been washed with other items?
I do that all the time. (another reason for a houseboy - heh) Brought to the dry cleaners by accident?

 

[Hannibal]

Could it have fallen? Or been washed with other items?
I do that all the time. (another reason for a houseboy - heh) Brought to the dry cleaners by accident?

Velvett are you STILL looking for a houseboy??! I guess it's time to get my resume in order

 

[Big Buck]

You don't remember us getting freaky in the closet...you must have been really drunk....it was fun though. I took it to the cleaners to get my cum stain out of it....I'll bring it to u today baby

 

[Hannibal]

Damn Buck...you are one smoooooooth operator

 

[Slice of Peach2]

You don't remember us getting freaky in the closet...you must have been ready drunk....it was fun though. I took it to the cleaners to get my cum stain out of it....I'll bring it to u today baby

Was that you?

Damn, you slipped me a mickey!!!! I don't remember a damn thing, too bad. Mmmmmmmm!!! I had me some BBuck!!!!!!!

 

[Big Buck]

Was that you?

Damn, you slipped me a mickey!!!! I don't remember a damn thing, too bad. Mmmmmmmm!!! I had me some BBuck!!!!!!!

yeap, must have been the ruffies.....oh well....maybe next time I'll wake you up....

 

[smallmovesal]

heehee you better check yo'self befo' ya wreck yo'self

ok that made no sense but i wanted to say it anyway

 

[Kryp2o]

haha sal that was very funny. i find you very humorous and personable. i bet you are also very beautiful to match.

She is . . . just look at her picture in the sig. hehehe

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah i'm god damn uma thurman!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Hey!!!!! Quit yakkin' and find my skirt, damn you!!!!

 

[TheSalami]

was the skirt at ryans place?

 

[Warik]

Why isn't there a Captain Awesome2?

If we have a Slice of Peach2 (Did we even have a Slice of Peach1?) we should be allowed to have a Captain Awesome2.

-Warik

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

what happened to mommakin's post the other day?
u know..

 

[TheSalami]

Why isn't there a Captain Awesome2?

If we have a Slice of Peach2 (Did we even have a Slice of Peach1?) we should be allowed to have a Captain Awesome2.

-Warik

he was afraid the name would get banned immediately. however he plans on coming back when he has thousands of computers at his disposal.

 

[gymnpoppa]

Slice

what's happening? what's the deal with you and Mommakin? I'm logging off after this post, so I'll have to catch you later.....

 

[FrankRizzo]

This shit happens to me all the time. I randomly lose shit and NEVER find it again.

You ever see the South Park where the little dwafrs were stealing kids underwear? I think there is some substance to that theory.

 

[gymnpoppa]

Riz

You know nobody's stealing your Speedos...cmon
too much body glitter in the crotch!

 

[FrankRizzo]

Oh SHIT! not the body glitter

 

[gymnpoppa]

hhahahahahahahaha