okay...oral question for the women then

[kd]

Bikinimom started this so I want to know the same from the women.

 

[Pinky Girl]

Go for it, anytime you want to wake me that way!!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

ANYTIME - DAY or NIGHT!!

Remember if you make the Kitty happy......THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY!

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!


PS - I m such a light sleeper that I KNOW it would be IMPOSSIBLE for the hunny to accomplish this fete!


....ARE YOU READING THIS - HUNNY?!?!?!?!!!! THIS IS A CHALLENGE!!!!!

 

[luv2workout]

OMG!! Hubby woke me up doing this just last week and I can tell you it was AWESOME!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

anytime, anywhere baby... i'm there!

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

I love it, I bloody orgasm within 30 seconds sometimes.

 

[bstone]

I love it, I bloody orgasm within 30 seconds sometimes.

Listen, I don't know how you do it in Australia but! here in the USA it is a big no-no to even put the words bloody and orgasm in the same sentence. Especially when one is talking oral sex on a female. LMAO...just playin'

 

[Grizzly]

Listen, I don't know how you do it in Australia but! here in the USA it is a big no-no to even put the words bloody and orgasm in the same sentence. Especially when one is talking oral sex on a female. LMAO...just playin'

I've got a funny, yet angry, story about that. I took this girl home with me one night and, since I can't get enough of it, I went down on her. When I got there I was like "Ouch! Not the most aromatic of women, now is she?" But I stayed down there for 20 minutes or so until she came a few times. I mean, you can lick away a shitty smell in a few minutes so that was no biggie after a few minutes, you know. Well, when I came up I was like "hey, you wanna do me?" She didn't. So, we fooled around for a little while longer and then I had to pee so I went to the bathroom. When I was peeing I spit in the toilet and my spit was kind of pink. I was like what the fuck? Then I looked at my fingers and my nails had blood around them. That girlie was on the rag and didn't even bother to tell me! That wasn't the biggest deal, though. What really pissed me off is that she let me eat her bleeding twat and didn't even ahve the common decency to do me. What a bitch! Oh well, atleast I can say that I've gone down on a chick who was ragging.

 

[angel_eyes]

HELL YES, every day you could wake me up that way!!

I also like to wake up men the same way, goes both ways.

 

[kd]

Damn!

I'm going to make sure the next woman in my life is a fitness/weight training one. It appears that you are all much more sexual/passionate then women who are not.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I believe this may have to do with the fact that we can "experience" our bodies in ways that the average couch potato does not. You know? Kind of like.....we are more aware of ourselves?

Does this make any sense?

All I know is that I am alive and GODDAMMIT! I intend to LIVE!!

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Oh yuk, you gave her a rainbow kiss.

What a whore! She could have told you she had her rags. Pfft, and she didn’t even have the decency to do you back.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Grizzly - THAT IS GROSS!...grounds for the bitch to be pummeled.

 

[angel_eyes]

I agree, she should at least told you. Then you could have "opted out" so to speak

Not to reciprocate in that situation, or any, is just f***ing evil

Trust me, there are real women out there and not little girls just playing games.

Better luck in the future, maybe try the dipstick test first next time!

 

[Grizzly]

Better luck in the future, maybe try the dipstick test first next time!

That's funny! I don't think it would have worked in that situation because it was dark and I wouldn't have been able to see the blood. As for the ol' smell the finger trick to see if she doesn't stink, that seems too rude to me. I know there's ways to do it discreetly, but still. Plus, like I said, you can always lick away a slightly unpleasant smell. It only takes a minute or two.

 

[Bikini Mod]

HEY HUNNY!!!! YOU READIN' THIS?!?!?!

Jus' BUMPIN' for the hunny!

HEHEHEHehehehhehahahaoahaoahhahahahahaaaa



BETCHA CAN'T DO IT!!!! ......How is THAT for a challenge?!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAOAHOAOAHHAHahahahhaa

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh.....*wink*

Ranger

 

[Sassy69]

ANYTIME! That would be a totally fantastic way to wake up. Its usually the guy who pokes u in the back and says " Look, I have morning wood!" And... what do u want me to do about it???? LOL!
Like because he has morning wood I'm supposed to go down there and start going to work?? Its so much nicer to wake up to that. Not that I mind working the morning wood - but it would be better if it was somethign that I wanted to do instead of being woken up to do.

That's pretty gross about the rag. That's "no entry - under construction" time as far as I'm concerned. Just gross.