Ok you pagans get the hell in here (solstice)

[jestros]

Happy Solstice!!
On my moms side of the family we've been celebrating solstice. After all, we dont believe in jesus. And no virginia, there are no sacrifices involved. (Unless you count the chickens that gave thier lives for my ka-bobs)
We just hang out, have a fire, sing songs and that kind of crap.


So to all you freaks out there, go burn something to celebrate the return of the light!

 

[WODIN]

A-fuckin-men!!!!

 

[KillahBee]

yeah man, I totally agree. I can't believe the Dodgers are gonna fuck this deal up.

 

[RottenWillow]

the Yuletide must be the oldest surviving religious celebration on Earth, although I suspect it's almost entirely secularized now.

 

[SoreArms]

yeah man, I totally agree. I can't believe the Dodgers are gonna fuck this deal up.

the more the Dodgers wait, the more the Yankees and DBacks offer. It's still a shitty deal for us though

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The night time is the right time...

 

[DIVISION]

the more the Dodgers wait, the more the Yankees and DBacks offer. It's still a shitty deal for us though

Nah........word is that the D-backs will deal wit the Yankees directly if it came to that.


DIV

 

[jestros]

bastardassjesuslovinthreadhijackers

 

[KillahBee]

bastardassjesuslovinthreadhijackers

Jesus saved my life

 

[DIVISION]

Jesus saved my life

baby Jesus is not a Yankee fan......

Mary of Nazareth is, however......




DIV

 

[jestros]

Maybe Jesus is a Yankee fan, and he just got distacted off-ing heathens in Iraq after game 3 of the ALCS last year.

 

[KillahBee]

Maybe Jesus is a Yankee fan, and he just got distacted off-ing heathens in Iraq after game 3 of the ALCS last year.

now you're starting to think outside the box my man!

 

[Delinquent]

Maybe Jesus is a Yankee fan, and he just got distacted off-ing heathens in Iraq after game 3 of the ALCS last year.

Jesus is definitely a yankee fan, he's a jew afterall

 

[jestros]

Jesus is definitely a yankee fan, he's a jew afterall

Hmm, huge jew + largest salary == wtf???

 

[ChefWide]

We selibrate the solstice here and invoke the names of the gods to call back the sun, as the winter solstice is to Vikings not the shortest day of the year, but the beginning of the days getting longer and a hope toward spring and the harvest.

That and a fuckoff dark cold day for drinking and fucking like sheep on test.

 

[Y_lifter]

Do you get presents like twigs and leaves and stuff ?


Be right back while I go outside and run around in the cold naked and hug some trees..

 

[DIVISION]

Jesus is definitely a yankee fan, he's a jew afterall

No.

The jews killed jesus........get your shit STR8, nugga!



DIV

 

[ChefWide]

Do you get presents like twigs and leaves and stuff ?


Be right back while I go outside and run around in the cold naked and hug some trees..

No presents, but we do throw the female babies up in the air and catch them on the tips of spears.. if there's nothing else to do...

 

[gab9681]

No presents, but we do throw the female babies up in the air and catch them on the tips of spears.. if there's nothing else to do...

Shit.....lol....

 

[Dirk Howat]

Be right back while I go outside and run around in the cold naked and hug some trees..

That is funny man. Yo, what is wrong with naked girls running around a May pole (as long as they hot women, not kids, nor blood relatives).


Problem is, almost all of these women are fatty, skanky, witches. Like I heard most nudist are the most vile FAT f'ers around.

But the concept is valid. Yo.






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[Delinquent]

No.

The jews killed jesus........get your shit STR8, nugga!



DIV

Umm AFAIK, he was still jewish though

 

[Y_lifter]

Problem is, almost all of these women are fatty, skanky, witches. Like I heard most nudist are the most vile FAT f'ers around.

If they are really Witches, why don't they just twitch their noses like Bewitched did and POOOF.. Tight assed hotties ?

 

[BionicBC]

Umm AFAIK, he was still jewish though

King of the Jews to be exact....
Bionic

 

[Dirk Howat]

If they are really Witches, why don't they just twitch their noses like Bewitched did and POOOF.. Tight assed hotties ?

I wish. I wish.

It would be a better world.



Yo.










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[jestros]

If they are really Witches, why don't they just twitch their noses like Bewitched did and POOOF.. Tight assed hotties ?

Seen the previews for the movie? That freak from SNL is in it.

 

[H_T_]

i heard it was Will Ferrel and Nicole Kidman.

 

[jestros]

i heard it was Will Ferrel and Nicole Kidman.

That's the names I was looking for.

 

[Y_lifter]

i heard it was Will Ferrel and Nicole Kidman.

Is John Candy really going to be raised from the dead to play a role ?

 

[H_T_]

ever hear of that "myth" i guess you might say, there was a script for a movie about an Eskimo, i know there's another term for it, but don't want to butcher the spelling........anyway, this script was read by:John Candy, Jonh Belushi, Sam Kenison and Chris Farley and they all died shortly after reading it......