This homeless guy i used to chill with at whataburger, Elvis was abducted.
We bought him food and he just went on and on... he was quite weird. He dressed like elvis 24/7 and looked identical to him. He claimed he was proven to be his illegitimate son.
He also claimed that some state representative was trying to have him killed because he knew something that could get him in serious trouble.
He also claimed to have been abducted and experimented on.
Well one day Elvis disappeared. We went to every shelter in town and couldn't find him. Went to all his usual spots, he wasn't there. Checked to see if he died, no records. He either was assassinated or took up into space again. Who knows? Hopefully he'll pop back up again. I miss the crazy bastard