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PolishHammer1977

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What's with these little short guys (5-8 and under) looking at guys like me like they want to fight?

I could be bouncing...
I could be with my GF in a restaraunt...
I could be playing ball with my brutha'....
I could be @ night school...

What gives Napoleans?.......Is it jealousy bc I am big and you're not?

;)

Have fun and enjoy....this should definitely be interresting.
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
What's with these little short guys (5-8 and under) looking at guys like me like they want to fight?

I could be bouncing...
I could be with my GF in a restaraunt...
I could be playing ball with my brutha'....
I could be @ night school...

What gives Napoleans?.......Is it jealousy bc I am big and you're not?

;)

Have fun and enjoy....this should definitely be interresting.
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Ouch bro, that hurt. For the record, tall does not equal big.
 
It's called Short Man Syndrome..

Also in this syndrome are Cowboy boots as they have higher heels without looking Fem.

Hats Add to the tallness

Working out to get Big Muscles to compensate for the small size,

Big Attitude as you mentioned..
 
being taller would be cool, but only b/c you can wear cooler clothes when taller and pull them off. I pull enough ass at 5'9 to not stress over it.
 
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onerepmaximum said:
Nah, I'm just a shorty.
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It's all good my man. Some of my best friends are "little guys". They all call me the "slavick noodle" bc of their lack of height.

lololol
 
ZKaudio said:
being taller would be cool, but only b/c you can wear cooler clothes when taller and pull them off. I pull enough ass at 5'9 to not stress over it.
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I never aksed you about your "ass pulling" pal. Kind of wondering what that means exactly?.......

You can only be taller if you wear heels my man. Stretching on a pull up bar doesn't work either. Michael Jordan tried and he failed.

and

You are 5-9 the cut off is 5-8. congrats bro you made it!
 
beastboy said:
I see that too. But I'm not event that big @ 6'1" 215 pounds.....I think they just want me.
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You're a pretty stocky dude. 6-1 you are definitely getting hated upon. Man you know what, we have to institute "tall guy helmet cam" and catch all these little rugrats in action with their ridiculous stares. lolollool
 
It couldn't possibly be anything about you being a douchebag.
It has to be their height.

That said, I have noticed a lot of angry short dudes.

But once you hit the dwarf and/or midget level, they seem to calm down a bit and just go the alcoholic route.
 
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PolishHammer1977 said:


It's all good my man. Some of my best friends are "little guys". They all call me the "slavick noodle" bc of their lack of height.

lololol
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That's the reason that I want to get to 215. I'm pushing 190 right now. I don't mind being short though, it the "little" thing that I'm trying to overcome.
 
NoDaddyNo said:
It couldn't possibly be anything about you being a douchebag.
It has to be their height.

That said, I have noticed a lot of angry short dudes.

But once you hit the dwarf and/or midget level, they seem to calm down a bit and just go the alcoholic route.
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Interesting point........Certain people don't like certain people for whatever reason. But when your tall, good looking and your GF is better looking than you are.....the little guys get angry lolololol

rofl man you arew definitely on point though. You have to be over 5-8. jk man.
 
lol I cant speak for anyone but my short ass and I dont pull the napolean shit, I get it bouncing even though.

my conclusion is people are insecure and stupid,also jealous of what you have.
 
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onerepmaximum said:
That's the reason that I want to get to 215. I'm pushing 190 right now. I don't mind being short though, it the "little" thing that I'm trying to overcome.
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On a serious note, I feel you man but I don't really understand you bc I am over the 5-8 cut off. My reasoning is off.

You are like 5-7 right?
 
IrishMobBoss said:
lol I cant speak for anyone but my short ass and I dont pull the napolean shit, I get it bouncing even though.

my conclusion is people are insecure and stupid,also jealous of what you have.
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Excellent post and VERY true.

The ENTIRE world is insecure.

Thank you brutha and I am happy to see that you aren't a member of the early french civilizational trend.
 
It's just the little wiggers that do it, tall or short they think they are gonna rap me to death.

-sk
 
Hahaha, LOL... I get that too, seems like they are all about 5'6-5'7... funny stuff...

Last time it happened was last spring- this wasted guy got into it with both me and a buddy of mine for no reason at all (I was like WTF?) I stood up and grabbed the guy by the neck, bent him over backward (he formed the nicest reverse "C" like he was going to fall back on his head)....

I thought it was embarrassing enough, but my buddy gave him a few good shots in the face just for the hell of it before I let go of his neck and he fell on his a$$....

Funny stuff... They had some good penny beers that night...
 
sk* said:
It's just the little wiggers that do it, tall or short they think they are gonna rap me to death.

-sk
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Well now, lets not just blame it all on the "wiggers". I do hjave experience to say that "wiggers" are the kings and queens of the hardcore looks. Funny how once the nose is broken that the "non-wigger" comes out.

lolololoolol
 
Becoming said:
Hahaha, LOL... I get that too, seems like they are all about 5'6-5'7... funny stuff...

Last time it happened was last spring- this wasted guy got into it with both me and a buddy of mine for no reason at all (I was like WTF?) I stood up and grabbed the guy by the neck, bent him over backward (he formed the nicest reverse "C" like he was going to fall back on his head)....

I thought it was embarrassing enough, but my buddy gave him a few good shots in the face just for the hell of it before I let go of his neck and he fell on his a$$....

Funny stuff... They had some good penny beers that night...
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This makes me and 5-8 + men everywhere proud.

Thank you Becoming.....ladies and gentleman....Becoming
 
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PolishHammer1977 said:


On a serious note, I feel you man but I don't really understand you bc I am over the 5-8 cut off. My reasoning is off.

You are like 5-7 right?
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I'm between 5'6" and 5'7" I used to think that if I could get to 160, I'd be good, then 180. I still don't have that Poyeboy powerhouse look that I'm going for. I'm not talking about the John Ritter Poyeboy, I'm talking about the pod head Poyeboy (minus the boobs)
 
you got to watch out for the "short guy punch in the nuts" with them though... it is kind of hard to miss when they are eye level to the little dudes...
 
LOL, I got this the first week of going to my new gym.

There were a couple of guys sizing me up, wondering who the hell I am. I finally made 6'1" and around 225lbs. The other guys were shorter but still muscular. I'm still not too sure what they were thinking, but I would catch them looking at me (NOT in the gay way) as I was working out.

It's not like I am competing against them for anything. Hell, IMO, they look better than I do, and I'm not after their girlfriends nor trying to outlift them.

So WTF?
 
FreeballinDC said:
LOL, I got this the first week of going to my new gym.

There were a couple of guys sizing me up, wondering who the hell I am. I finally made 6'1" and around 225lbs. The other guys were shorter but still muscular. I'm still not too sure what they were thinking, but I would catch them looking at me (NOT in the gay way) as I was working out.

It's not like I am competing against them for anything. Hell, IMO, they look better than I do, and I'm not after their girlfriends nor trying to outlift them.

So WTF?
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They want what you got man.

They can still be muscular but they will never be 6-1. :)
 
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onerepmaximum said:
I'm between 5'6" and 5'7" I used to think that if I could get to 160, I'd be good, then 180. I still don't have that Poyeboy powerhouse look that I'm going for. I'm not talking about the John Ritter Poyeboy, I'm talking about the pod head Poyeboy (minus the boobs)
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What kindsa look you going for?

The poyeboy powerhouse look. (minues the boobs)

CLASSIC

and good luck man.
 
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PolishHammer1977 said:


What kindsa look you going for?

The poyeboy powerhouse look. (minues the boobs)

CLASSIC

and good luck man.
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Thanks bro, I'm on a mission. I don't envy tallness, just bigness. I can get that.
 
onerepmaximum said:
I'd need more food. It's cheaper this way.
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You also probably get drunk quicker... drinking a $hitload is expensive and a pain in the a$$
 
Becoming said:


You also probably get drunk quicker... drinking a $hitload is expensive and a pain in the a$$
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I don't know, I can drink beer for a long time before I get a buzz. If I drink liquor though, all bets are off. I'll either get naked or start fighting. Sometimes both.
 
Y_Lifter said:
It's called Short Man Syndrome..

Also in this syndrome are Cowboy boots as they have higher heels without looking Fem.

Hats Add to the tallness

Big Attitude as you mentioned..
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There is a guy at the local Home Depot.

This fits him to a tee.
 
Hey hammer- there really isn't all that much funny about short people.. we need some more ideas....

I squat sometimes with this guy who is short enough to have to rack 2 holes shorter on the j-hooks... pain in the ass putting the bar down there... I have to do a half squat just to pick up the bar... I told him I was gonna get a bunch of sheets of plywood and make a platform to slide into the rack on his sets...

Just trying to help a short bro out you know......
 
Becoming said:
Hey hammer- there really isn't all that much funny about short people.. we need some more ideas....

I squat sometimes with this guy who is short enough to have to rack 2 holes shorter on the j-hooks... pain in the ass putting the bar down there... I have to do a half squat just to pick up the bar... I told him I was gonna get a bunch of sheets of plywood and make a platform to slide into the rack on his sets...

Just trying to help a short bro out you know......
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My training partner and I have the same problem. He's about 5'9" and 250.
 
Becoming said:
Hey hammer- there really isn't all that much funny about short people.. we need some more ideas....

I squat sometimes with this guy who is short enough to have to rack 2 holes shorter on the j-hooks... pain in the ass putting the bar down there... I have to do a half squat just to pick up the bar... I told him I was gonna get a bunch of sheets of plywood and make a platform to slide into the rack on his sets...

Just trying to help a short bro out you know......
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lolololololololololol

He is giving you the dual benefit of the half squat hombre. I use to use a college drinking buddy as my arm rest all the time.

He was also my can opener. I would pop a bottle open with his ear that was located right next to my hip line.
 
On the other hand, you know, short chicks can be REALLY cute, though the bigger you are the more fragile they appear to be....

Of course, I swore off chicks less than 5'9 at age 16 (strictly for breeding purposes), so I don't really know much about em...
 
PolishHammer1977 said:


I would pop a bottle open with his ear that was located right next to my hip line.
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That would sting a bit. Hey, is that you in your avatar? I saw somewhere that you played pro for a while.
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
I use to use a college drinking buddy as my arm rest all the time.
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This is a great thing to use them for, especially if you had a sore delt or trap or something and do not want to hold your arm up...
 
My GF is a little guy @ 5-4. It's not her fault.

I once dated a girl for a week in college and she was 4-11. rofl

I also dated a girl who was 6-2. I liked that too. Would've bred champions. Oh well......
 
I never go to clubs or bars so I dont really get much grief from anyone, including short people. If they did I would make sure and put a nice foot imprint on the top of their head.
 
strangebrew said:
I never go to clubs or bars so I dont really get much grief from anyone, including short people. If they did I would make sure and put a nice foot imprint on the top of their head.
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Size 13's anyone

lololololololoolool

I hear you man. I don't hate the little guy I just don't understand the reason behind the actions.......
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
My GF is a little guy @ 5-4. It's not her fault.

I once dated a girl for a week in college and she was 4-11. rofl

I also dated a girl who was 6-2. I liked that too. Would've bred champions. Oh well......
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I never said there was anything wrong with them.... A lot of the little girls are cute as hell... My grandfather was 6-5/6-6, his wife was 4-11... My dad was 6-2/6-3, my mom was 5-0.... I am 6-1.5-6-2... I figured it was about time to reverse that trend and so did not allow myself to date the shorter girls (I am a weird dude) Only let myself date taller girls... luckily my wife is 5-9 or a little taller...

I have a buddy who loved the little tiny girls... he talked about them like they were dolls... "I just want to hug them, they are so cute!" LOL
 
lololololl Awesome man. My family tree is almost exactly the same. The man always being a foot taller than the woman. Interesting shit.

I think youhave the ability to breed champions with a 5-9 chiquita. Nice!!!!!!!!!

Any chance your polish?
 
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onerepmaximum said:
I'm between 5'6" and 5'7" I used to think that if I could get to 160, I'd be good, then 180. I still don't have that Poyeboy powerhouse look that I'm going for. I'm not talking about the John Ritter Poyeboy, I'm talking about the pod head Poyeboy (minus the boobs)
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whoa, Im so totally flattered, well besides the boob part
 
Not polish.... all my buddies from chicago are though... Either born there or their parents were... so I am polish by association I am pretty sure...Stolat!

My wife is Italian...

My dad is 1/2 sicilian (the short G-ma) and 1/2 mostly welsh and scottish (with a little bit of french I think) (the tall G-pa side)
My mom is mexican! (also short- but I think my genes from that side keep me ripped)

I just look regular american, with a little bit of a tan....
 
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PoyeBoy said:


whoa, Im so totally flattered, well besides the boob part
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Bro, by the time your done with your ckd it won't look like you just had puppies anymore. That was meant as a compliment homey.
 
revexrevex said:
stop fucking around and squat
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It has been proven that squatting heavy will take inches off your height!

Hell, I might really be 6-2/6-3!
 
Becoming said:
Not polish.... all my buddies from chicago are though... Either born there or their parents were... so I am polish by association I am pretty sure...Stolat!

My wife is Italian...

My dad is 1/2 sicilian (the short G-ma) and 1/2 mostly welsh and scottish (with a little bit of french I think) (the tall G-pa side)
My mom is mexican! (also short- but I think my genes from that side keep me ripped)

I just look regular american, with a little bit of a tan....
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Damn man interesting mix. I only have 3 things in my tree;

Polish
Russian
German

Nothing else. I look like a slav. loololol
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
Damn man interesting mix. I only have 3 things in my tree;

Polish
Russian
German

Nothing else. I look like a slav. loololol
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Even then I think there is quite a bit of variety... my wo best bros are from different parts of poland... one from near warsaw, and one from the highlands... the highlander guy is shorter, really broad, square head and jaw... the warsaw guy looks like magnus ver magnussen (I call him the aryan warchild-though he is pure pol) they like to rip on each other (you highlander! you pussy city boy!) but they are both true pols, that is for sure...
 
I'm 5'10" so I don't think about height too much. I don't really see my physique as my intimidating factor, although it can be. I definitely am driven and perhaps angry, but that is probably unrelated to my height. Some people comment that I always walk a step ahead of them.

I usually go for chicks that are 5'2". Have been with chicks from 5'1" to 5'10" though.

Big or small, tall or short, the man with the better mind wins. I don't underestimate short guys or overestimate tall guys.
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
What's with these little short guys (5-8 and under) looking at guys like me like they want to fight?

I could be bouncing...
I could be with my GF in a restaraunt...
I could be playing ball with my brutha'....
I could be @ night school...

What gives Napoleans?.......Is it jealousy bc I am big and you're not?

;)

Have fun and enjoy....this should definitely be interresting.
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I'll beat you down like a red-headed step child bizzy!!! Well, besides that one time I was raging drunk and you had to pin me to the floor...HAHAHAHA!!!
 
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PolishHammer1977 said:


lol true but;

I am tall and big. Do I sense a little "napolean" in you?

:D
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What does tall and big equate to???


I know guys that are 6'5" 320 lbs.... 10-12%

and yes they look tall next to me as I am only 5'11" but they are no where close to being bigger..........:D
 
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pitbullstl said:


What does tall and big equate to???


I know guys that are 6'5" 320 lbs.... 10-12%

and yes they look tall next to me as I am only 5'11" but they are no where close to being bigger..........:D
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It equates to having fun on a wednesday afternoon bc I was bored

:)

Besdies you're 5-11 and your above the cut off.
 
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PolishHammer1977 said:


It equates to having fun on a wednesday afternoon bc I was bored

:)

Besdies you're 5-11 and your above the cut off.
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Gee thanks......where is the cut off exactly......

Oh and someone is sniffing at an 800 lb dead this week......:D
 
I had a guy 7' 1" at work the other day demand to know why he had to show his identification because it's obvious who he is being 7"1". He walks with a swagger. He isn't big, just tall. I've seen a guy 5'10" knock a guy 6'8" out with one punch. I got right in his chest in a polite way to let him know that I was not intimidated and I explained the rules to him. He still didn't like it but I didn't care. I almost hoped that he would get violent, so that I could knock a 7 footer out. Having said all that, all things being equal, the bigger guy has an advantage.
 
Yeah I agree...........it annoys me when anyone under 300 pounds or with less than 9.5 inch wrists or size 17 us feet feels that they have the right to look at, talk to or even breath the same air as me, damn lightweights.
 
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