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1 - Id hit it.


2 - Kitty - no fn way Id lick that.

3 - Well dang....
 
I get young girls to rim my asshole, but I can't keep them around for shit afterward....

What gives? :confused:




DIV

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I want to cheat on my wife but I don't know how to tell her without her being mad.

What do I do and how do I do it?




DIV

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My wife brought home this dog and the stupid fucker at the neighbor's fucking kittens, to top it all off, she then hired a fat ugly maid because she's too lazy to clean the house on her own! :mad:

Why did I hand over my nuts to my wife when I signed the dotted line?




DIV

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My husband is anorexic and doesn't eat for shit!

I'm worried, but I don't know how to make him EAT!!!! :worried:



DIV

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would you?
 
I am in love with this girl, but she cheated on me and has me tied around her finger.

PLP thinks I'm too young.

I fucked by GF, her sister, her mother, the girl down the street, the girl in the next building and I'm getting married.

SB is one crazy ass bitch.
 
I NEED TO BUY A LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!! :eek2:

EVERYONE QUICK, BEND OVER, SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS AND HELP ME OUT!!!!!!

SOMEONE SPOONFEED ME THE TECHIE KNOWLEDGE ON WHAT IS "THE LAPTOP OF LAPTOPS".......




DIV

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Can someone help me with my online Chemistry homework?

#&)*$_#(_)*)$_#*_)$*#)U$)#N)#_+( = DIV?

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DIV

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PERFECTWORLD said:
where you been buckwheat?
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In my hibernation chamber waiting for Saved By The Bell The Thirtysomething Years. Specifically, the episode where Turtle gets gang-raped by Mr. Belding and the crew, and Screech satisifes her bukakke fetish.
 
chaos mage said:
In my hibernation chamber waiting for Saved By The Bell The Thirtysomething Years. Specifically, the episode where Turtle gets gang-raped by Mr. Belding and the crew, and Screech satisifes her bukakke fetish.
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exaclty why i missed you buckwhart
 
!#@% ^!@@!%!*(@)% !(!#(!@@% (!( @)*(!( !%!$%- :p


logic+ingenuity with a splash of deduction will reveal the above. :)
 
chaos mage said:
In my hibernation chamber waiting for Saved By The Bell The Thirtysomething Years. Specifically, the episode where Turtle gets gang-raped by Mr. Belding and the crew, and Screech satisifes her bukakke fetish.
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RU screech's degenerate older brother?

:confused:







DIV

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I don`t know why these geese are all over my backyard but it` s just not right. I`m still pissed about my gate. The wind blew it over! Over dammit!

ANswer the damn question!

No don`t.
 
Kill that shit and eat it's innards, share them with your mother then rip out her spine and eat her too

fuckaloo

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SoreArms said:
Kill that shit and eat it's innards, share them with your mother then rip out her spine and eat her too

fuckaloo

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haha the funniest shit is walkingbeast actually has posted that pic before....
 
I fuck on the rebound and I am the quintessential SWV!

I pawned off my nutsack for an XBOX and a pack of smokes!

I got pwned by a childhood friend!!!!!! :confused:




DIV

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DIVISION said:
I fuck on the rebound and I am the quintessential SWV!

I pawned off my nutsack for an XBOX and a pack of smokes!

I got pwned by a childhood friend!!!!!! :confused:




DIV

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lol two pwnings of aap in a row ouch,someone beside ender pwn me
 
I wish I could live on my own, but it's so much easier living off my PARENTS! :worried:

When I bring random fucksluts home to mom, she just nags me and makes my fucking life miserable! :bawling:

I can't decide which bitch to stay with and I'm an enternal member of the SWV's.

I tried to escape, but I keep getting dragged back in that gaping sopping hole!

While I reside inside a paradox called Mom's spot, though constant harrassment is promised to me, when will I stop? :confused:





DIV

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DIVISION said:
I wish I could live on my own, but it's so much easier living off my PARENTS! :worried:

When I bring random fucksluts home to mom, she just nags me and makes my fucking life miserable! :bawling:

I can't decide which bitch to stay with and I'm an enternal member of the SWV's.

I tried to escape, but I keep getting dragged back in that gaping sopping hole!

While I reside inside a paradox called Mom's spot, though constant harrassment is promised to me, when will I stop? :confused:





DIV

:chomp:
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hell yes
 
Smurfy said:
I don`t know why these geese are all over my backyard but it` s just not right. I`m still pissed about my gate. The wind blew it over! Over dammit!

ANswer the damn question!

No don`t.
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lmao
 
impression 1:

:splat:

impression 2:

this girl is fucking a fucking psycho and/or walking 2-dimensional stereotype, just like all the other people in my life i tell you about. look what she did, and what she said. what do you think of girls who do shit like that? and while you're here, check out 30 articles about the most heinous things people can do to each other. i absolutely revel in the depravity of human nature.
 
i'd likke to banng howie LOng :)

i not gey hot chiks r hotter then i

lether bike jackit goodbutnot As goood in MexciololOLOL
 
:heks:
 
OMG, I just doomed Syria by purchasing stock in their dictatorship, but my brother got in when it was still a cheap democracy, I'm so proud of him. Anyone want naked pics of my hot step mom?
 
SoreArms said:
OMG, I just doomed Syria by purchasing stock in their dictatorship, but my brother got in when it was still a cheap democracy, I'm so proud of him. Anyone want naked pics of my hot step mom?
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lolol

oh shit I'm high and I have to go to work, I just woke up and hit it that's what I do, we'll see how my presentation goes!

fuck presentations, fuck my job, how did I get here?

guys I'm going to change, starting today

(tomorrow)

guys I have a hangover, was going to chill out but decided on a whim to drink 10 hefe's go break my knee in a mosh pit

double dose ECA

today I'm going to change, it's the new me!
 
bran987 said:
lolol

oh shit I'm high and I have to go to work, I just woke up and hit it that's what I do, we'll see how my presentation goes!

fuck presentations, fuck my job, how did I get here?

guys I'm going to change, starting today

(tomorrow)

guys I have a hangover, was going to chill out but decided on a whim to drink 10 hefe's go break my knee in a mosh pit

double dose ECA

today I'm going to change, it's the new me!
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LOL, you bastard
 
1. bush, cheney, politics, iraq....etc.

2. ooooh superqt and seashell are such cuties, so sweet, here's raising a glass of my own piss to you ladies

3. I don't want attention, I am such a tortured soul, I have just taken an overdose, ladies I may not be here tommorow

4. Nugga

5. boob
 
I see what`s going on here, you`re all immitating other EF members. All 6 girls you`ve mentioned are real btw, I know because I`ve talked with them on the phone and occasionally on my webcam.

Anywho, click here

www.picofbbfpenis.gay
 
Fuck, what else can go wrong??

Fuckheads that are supposed to help me move, back out on me, and the bank pulls my car loan after a month, A MONTH, of us having the car.

God, if I had a gun....
 
Well, I just bought my 7th house, got a pretty good deal on it, only cost 4,000,000. I'm thinking about making it a part time summer house for me and my entourage. I really hate this time of year, all my employess are wanting hand outs for the holidays. Free turkeys, bonus pay, time off, etc. WTF? I mean, I already pay them $5 dollars an hour, what more do they expect?
 
gonelifting said:
I see what`s going on here, you`re all immitating other EF members. All 6 girls you`ve mentioned are real btw, I know because I`ve talked with them on the phone and occasionally on my webcam.

Anywho, click here

www.picofbbfpenis.gay
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lmao. you forgot to mention amber and christy and carol who told you that amber was a skank and christy secretly wants in your pants but she has a fiance and a dog she wants you to watch.
 
It was great. We were laying in bed and just as he was cumming inside me, he asked me to marry him.

Don`t laugh, he has a job now. Yes we were alone, I did`nt find a girl I liked last night while we went prowling for one.
 
gonelifting said:
It was great. We were laying in bed and just as he was cumming inside me, he asked me to marry him.

Don`t laugh, he has a job now. Yes we were alone, I did`nt find a girl I liked last night while we went prowling for one.
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:lmao:
 
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