i'm stoned. not as stoned as can be, though. for which i am thankful.
are you the crazy monkey god chief of the Ura Munga clan?
seriously...can you throw knives with your eyes by chanting the right black words?
does the timbre of your voice charm the elements of life?
was your coming foretold in that ancient prophecy of the elders?
can the power of creation and destruction flow into your body?
arise, child of dominion.