Ok, here's a scenario for you...

[seizer]

You're in your house, outside the city boundaries so you're far from any stores. You feel like having an illegal smoke but you know that your lighter ran out of lighter fluid the night before while smoking before going to watch the chronicles of narnia. You knew this was going to happen but your stoner instincts warned you that you would do nothing about it, yet you still didnt listen.

Now you realize that you do have access to a car....but you also realize the long 5 minute commute back into the city limits would require getting up...and, well, we all know that's too much work, so lets not kid ourselves. So, the problem you are posed with now is to create fire...but how? You have no lighter, no OVENTOP BURNER and no already lit candles...and oh, there's snow outside and everything's wet so rubbing sticks together is out of the question. And all you flint-using motherfuckers can go straight to hell.

How do you get the flame which will lead to your...increased lack of productivity?

 

[Gambino]

lol easy my son...oventop burner

 

[Gambino]

lol easy my son...oventop burner

there was a time when this was my only source for flame...indecision clouds my vision

 

[EnderJE]

lol easy my son...oventop burner

lol...I did that alot in my smoking days...almost burnt the place down a few times for shits and giggles...

 

[seizer]

fellas, I edited my original post. I have one of those safe electronic stove-tops. You can't touch the filaments...if only we had neanderthals to rediscover fire stowed away in our harry potter room....

 

[Gambino]

lol...I did that alot in my smoking days...almost burnt the place down a few times for shits and giggles...

fuck i missed the part were he said he had no burners...wtf type of place is this ceaser? well now you're in a bit of a pinch...but have no fear. the perfect solution is a toaster...pull the lever down untill the coils get red and BAM light the L

 

[nycgirl]

Take a piece of cardboard and lightly touch the electric stove coils. You should get a small fire, then light your stuff.

 

[Frisky]

fuck i missed the part were he said he had no burners...wtf type of place is this ceaser? well now you're in a bit of a pinch...but have no fear. the perfect solution is a toaster...pull the lever down untill the coils get red and BAM light the L

LOL

dood

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao at bino

 

[Frisky]

use the oven? LOL

 

[EnderJE]

magnifying glass...burn an ant...light the doob off the ant...

 

[seizer]

fuck i missed the part were he said he had no burners...wtf type of place is this ceaser? well now you're in a bit of a pinch...but have no fear. the perfect solution is a toaster...pull the lever down untill the coils get red and BAM light the L

Dude, I have one of those hi-tech kitchens with the fancy-schmancy gadgetry for safe, easy use.

However, you're toaster idea is brilliant....and I'm gonna go test it now haha. I think I'll use some tp since that shit lights pretty easy.

 

[nycgirl]

Dude, I have one of those hi-tech kitchens with the fancy-schmancy gadgetry for safe, easy use.

However, you're toaster idea is brilliant....and I'm gonna go test it now haha. I think I'll use some tp since that shit lights pretty easy.

You are going to burn your house down. lol

Use cardboard, it burns slower.

 

[bigmann245]

dude, wheres my car????

 

[seizer]

You are going to burn your house down. lol

Use cardboard, it burns slowers.

Cardboard does burn slower. But that's when you actually have the fire. Intially when you want to get the first flame, you need to use something very thin and something that can be easily lit. Once you have this, transfer the flame over the more stable source of fuel: the cardboard DUN DUN DUN!

 

[Gambino]

Dude, I have one of those hi-tech kitchens with the fancy-schmancy gadgetry for safe, easy use.

However, you're toaster idea is brilliant....and I'm gonna go test it now haha. I think I'll use some tp since that shit lights pretty easy.

I used to have a coffee maker that had a burner that was hot enough to torch a zig-zag or two. but it took about 15 min to get to hot enough. so obiviously i would have to plan ahead a bit so i would have constant flame when required. hence the coffee burner was left on for most days, with no coffee in the house lol @ my baseheadness

 

[mountain muscle]

Do you have a battery, copper wire and some steel wool?

Or you could use your car battery and short out the lead with something flamable close by.

 

[seizer]

Do you have a battery, copper wire and some steel wool?

I might. I know for sure that I a metal cap, a sponge, and wooden chair if you're trying to suggest something.

 

[mountain muscle]

I might. I know for sure that I a metal cap, a sponge, and wooden chair if you're trying to suggest something.

A plug with exposed wires will also make a nice fire.

 

[Gambino]

A plug with exposed wires will also make a nice fire.

*butthead voice*

FIRE FIRE

 

[mountain muscle]

*butthead voice*

FIRE FIRE

It was Beavis, guido.

 

[seizer]

Ok, so the toaster idea worked but I found it hard to keep the tp lit long enough to transfer it to the cardboard lol...that plus I wanted to make a bigger fire and the kitchen didnt provide ample space for my miniature sun. So, I just went to my garage, grabbed a rag, poured gasoline on it, went to my bbq and removed the igniter, put the igniter to the rag, clicked it and now i'm rather toasty.

 

[theoak01]

fucking stoners,willing to go through all that work instead of driving 5 minutes to get a lighter.

i love being in the creative stoner club

 

[bigmann245]

Ok, so the toaster idea worked but I found it hard to keep the tp lit long enough to transfer it to the cardboard lol...that plus I wanted to make a bigger fire and the kitchen didnt provide ample space for my miniature sun. So, I just went to my garage, grabbed a rag, poured gasoline on it, went to my bbq and removed the igniter, put the igniter to the rag, clicked it and now i'm rather toasty.

pyro

 

[seizer]

fucking stoners,willing to go through all that work instead of driving 5 minutes to get a lighter.

i love being in the creative stoner club

man, these are the characteristics that make stoners, stoners. If used lighters to light our bowls, vapourizers for a cleaner smoke (well, inhalation) -- we wouldn't have story's to tell, adventures to go on.

When we stoners come to a fork in the road where one direction reads, the way often chartered, and the other one says nothing...my friend, you go down the uncharted path. WHY? The blankness of the directional sign represents the oppurtinity for adventure and success...it provides you with the oppurtunity to give the sign a name. However, that sign will never have anything written on it because after completing all your stoner adventures, you'll never remember what you did. And you repeat the process forever like it's brand new everytime.

 

[seizer]

pyro

Iyno

 

[theoak01]

man, these are the characteristics that make stoners, stoners. If used lighters to light our bowls, vapourizers for a cleaner smoke (well, inhalation) -- we wouldn't have story's to tell, adventures to go on.

When we stoners come to a fork in the road where one direction reads, the way often chartered, and the other one says nothing...my friend, you go down the uncharted path. WHY? The blankness of the directional sign represents the oppurtinity for adventure and success...it provides you with the oppurtunity to give the sign a name. However, that sign will never have anything written on it because after completing all your stoner adventures, you'll never remember what you did. And you repeat the process forever like it's brand new everytime.

lol true enough my man,true enough