Ohh Shit!

[CYBERNIGG]

Just pissed off my wife. She really wants to have a kid. We were talking about it again, and I told her that if she really wants a kid I'll buy her one of those dolls that cry's and pisses and all that shit. She didn't like that shit at all. I have a feeling tonight will just be me, beer in one hand, and cock in the other.

 

[knight69]

does not need to be cock in 1 hand , your in texas, close to dallas? i,l fix you up

 

[NJSerious]

I've always wondered what happens if one considers to force their wives into sex.....I mean its YOUR wife, so she cant be like "my husband raped me!" everyone will laugh at her, so just grab her by her fucking weave, bend her the fuck over, pump away in her ass right after she took a big thick shit, then take your dick out, all fudged up and push her face into it, making her suck them fecies off like a vacuum. Problem solved.

 

[BodhiDharma]

I've always wondered what happens if one considers to force their wives into sex.....I mean its YOUR wife, so she cant be like "my husband raped me!" everyone will laugh at her, so just grab her by her fucking weave, bend her the fuck over, pump away in her ass right after she took a big thick shit, then take your dick out, all fudged up and push her face into it, making her suck them fecies off like a vacuum. Problem solved.

 

[knight69]

except now she has bad breath

 

[beastboy]

Just pissed off my wife. She really wants to have a kid. We were talking about it again, and I told her that if she really wants a kid I'll buy her one of those dolls that cry's and pisses and all that shit. She didn't like that shit at all. I have a feeling tonight will just be me, beer in one hand, and cock in the other.

Get fixed and tell her you're trying to knock her up....

 

[CYBERNIGG]

I've always wondered what happens if one considers to force their wives into sex.....I mean its YOUR wife, so she cant be like "my husband raped me!" everyone will laugh at her, so just grab her by her fucking weave, bend her the fuck over, pump away in her ass right after she took a big thick shit, then take your dick out, all fudged up and push her face into it, making her suck them fecies off like a vacuum. Problem solved.

Sounds like a plan bruh! Of course then I'll have to poor about 3liters of Rembrant down her throat! But its all good.

 

[NJSerious]

Sounds like a plan bruh! Of course then I'll have to poor about 3liters of Rembrant down her throat! But its all good.

glad i could be of service bro.