Oh my dear Satanic Goatslayer

[Sailor_Girl]

Why must you flirt with May1010.....you know I yearn for your purple headed warrior to invade my quiverring pool of love pudding.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I'm game, as long as I can tie you to a tree and hit you with a baseball bat.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I'll get my nails filed razor sharp.....I know you like it when I dig them to your back and we're rolling around in your warm blood. Can I bring the llama?

 

[str8cubano]

I'm game, as long as I can tie you to a tree and hit you with a baseball bat.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

If you're planning on using the llama to use it's blood for lubrication, by all means.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

you're freaky.....i love it

lmao

 

[May1010]

Sailorgirl,

Back off bitch! The goatslayer is my newest top man! I'm not sharing.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Will you give it to me up the pooper?