Oh man, I really have problems

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I was just standing at a guy's desk showing him how to check his e-mail from outside of the office while he is on vacation.

Then, as I was walking away and back to my cube I just blurted out - in full musical melody "HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS IF WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS?!"

Everyone started cracking up and at least two guys said "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Man, I wonder if I have Tourettes?

That was embarrassing. Not even a good song either.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Suicide is the only answer.

 

[gonelifting]

Why were they laughing? Were you singing off key?

 

[WODIN]

You have the melodic version going on.

 

[from zero]

I'd have started "Hip To Be Square," but hey, that's just me.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

1) it was sort of in tune
2) I don't remember what 2 was for

 

[Seashell]

Great thanks. Now that song is in my head.

 

[ChefWide]

I think a quick hum of "Caught between two lovers" would send him over the edge.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Suicide is the only answer.

I can't even get that right.

At least I wasn't dancing when I sang. I in no way shape or form have a mullet.

 

[onerepmaximum]

At least I wasn't dancing when I sang. I in no way shape or form have a mullet.

Good point, perhaps electronic shock therapy, administered Rambo style in a shower with a battery charger would be enough in this situation.

 

[The_Ghost]

You prick, like I really needed that vision of Bolton in my head!!!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Good point, perhaps electronic shock therapy, administered Rambo style in a shower with a battery charger would be enough in this situation.

You are hitting on me aren't you?

 

[onerepmaximum]

You are hitting on me aren't you?

I'm an open book.

 

[jerkbox]

for some reason I have "me so horny" running through my head right now.

 

[Lumberg]

Sounds like you scored some points with your coworkers. ANy time you can get your friends to laugh that's good on ya, mate.

 

[Ffactor]

I am trying to picture you singing that song completely naked, holding your penis and I daresay I'm getting ratyher turned on.

 

[Lumberg]

everybody knows that the dance that goes with that song is the whirlybird.

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