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Oh Citruscide...?

SofaGeorge

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My girlfriend just left town for a wedding in Washington state. Shall we proceed to smoke cigs and get sh-t faced tonight? :D
 
HappyScrappy said:
anyone else hear the faint tunes of porn music fading in from the distance?

Can't. The girls are all coming over tonight for another slumber party. We can't slap porn into the VCR or they will all howl. :(
 
Raina said:
Is it even possible to have fun without drinking and porn?? :(

Hmmmm... this sounds like a worthy research project. We'll split into two groups... one group will get no alcohol or porn... and the "control" group will get all the free alcohol and porn they want. Then, at the end of the experiment we will see who had the most fun.

Dibs on being in the control group.
 
Raina said:
Is it even possible to have fun without drinking and porn?? :(

Its possible to have fun with herb and porn...but without porn all together life would be like...well the amish.
 
I want to be in the "fun" group too SG-- and Wodin, I've noticed that there aren't many amish people around EF. Suppose we're just not very "amish-friendly"?? Maybe some of us could go out to amish communities and hand out porn as a peace offering.
 
Raina said:
I want to be in the "fun" group too SG-- and Wodin, I've noticed that there aren't many amish people around EF. Suppose we're just not very "amish-friendly"?? Maybe some of us could go out to amish communities and hand out porn as a peace offering.

Did you read about a year ago about the Amish kids who got busted buying speed off of the Warlocks Motorcycle club and selling it at the Amish barn dances.

Those AMish kids par-thay!
 
Raina said:
I want to be in the "fun" group too SG-- and Wodin, I've noticed that there aren't many amish people around EF. Suppose we're just not very "amish-friendly"?? Maybe some of us could go out to amish communities and hand out porn as a peace offering.

Lord knows I've tried extending the olive branch of peace to the amish, yet everytime I start handing out copies of Hustler to the youngins these four guys with rakes chase me away. In summary..the Amish guys don't like Hustler.
 
Amusing to think of the amish youth rolling at the square dance. :lmao:

I'm sorry to hear that they're so hostile Wodin. That tale of yours reminds me of why I dislike the amish. What kind of sick freak would turn away porn??
 
Well a sick freak named Jebadiah Eziekel Constantine Bertough Smith.
 
SofaGeorge said:


Did you read about a year ago about the Amish kids who got busted buying speed off of the Warlocks Motorcycle club and selling it at the Amish barn dances.

Those AMish kids par-thay!

My Amish people back home got busted for a friendly cocaine ring.

completely different Amish story.....

For some unknown reason, we took a train from San Diego to Chicago and then more trains and buses to get to Columbus last year for the Arnold..... and there were gaggles of Amish people on the trains. They drank so much freaking Gatorade on the train and then when we go to the station I caught them all at McDonald's.
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:


My Amish people back home got busted for a friendly cocaine ring.

completely different Amish story.....

For some unknown reason, we took a train from San Diego to Chicago and then more trains and buses to get to Columbus last year for the Arnold..... and there were gaggles of Amish people on the trains. They drank so much freaking Gatorade on the train and then when we go to the station I caught them all at McDonald's.

Not to well publicized aspect of Amish culture...

The kids are actually given a period of time to go nuts. Somewhere around 17-18 they have their "wild" years. They don't have to follow the rules of the church. They can party, drink, take drugs, get laid... etc... and then make a conscious decision as to whether or not they want to return to the strict rules of the Amish lifestyle. Most party till 23-24... then come back to the fold and give up drinking. Some never come back. They all, however, seem to treasure the memory of their wild years.
 
you can make fun of the amish on the net all you want because they shouldn't be reading a msg board, and in fact they shouldn;t even have electricity let alone a computer...
 
they just showed that hbo special about the amish and their wild time a couple months ago i think. it was pretty interesting. i used to live in indiana, and they said that some of them would have televisions and their antenna INSIDE the house so no one would see them.
 
YAWN! You people get up to damn early... either that, or I go to bed waaaayyy to late. :)

Sure, I'm down with the brew-ski's... as long as they are light, I'm on a diet! :) No smokes for me, but I'll pick you up a pack, as the "Smoke Nazi" won't let you. ;)

C
 
Citruscide said:
YAWN! You people get up to damn early... either that, or I go to bed waaaayyy to late. :)

Sure, I'm down with the brew-ski's... as long as they are light, I'm on a diet! :) No smokes for me, but I'll pick you up a pack, as the "Smoke Nazi" won't let you. ;)

C

One cap of r-ALA per lite beer and you gain no bodyfat. I've tested this and proven it via couple of lab rats. Just make sure you aren't eating sugary carbs with the beer.

Don't let Ulter find out. It'll become his new sales pitch.
 
SofaGeorge said:


One cap of r-ALA per lite beer and you gain no bodyfat. I've tested this and proven it via couple of lab rats. Just make sure you aren't eating sugary carbs with the beer.

Don't let Ulter find out. It'll become his new sales pitch.

Cool... then bring about 30 r-ALA caps. ;)

I should be around most of the day, I'm going to workout this afternoon... should be fun

BTW -- did you SEE the BOOOOOOBIES on the Real Estate Chick on SURVIVOR last night??? HOLY ENORMOUS SILICON IMPLANTS SOFA, THEY'RE FUCKIN" HUGE!

C
 
Citruscide said:


Cool... then bring about 30 r-ALA caps. ;)

I should be around most of the day, I'm going to workout this afternoon... should be fun

BTW -- did you SEE the BOOOOOOBIES on the Real Estate Chick on SURVIVOR last night??? HOLY ENORMOUS SILICON IMPLANTS SOFA, THEY'RE FUCKIN" HUGE!

C

:( I had to miss the first episode of Survivor. My kid had her first home game volleyball game... so I had to be a volleyball mom. :(
 
SofaGeorge said:


:( I had to miss the first episode of Survivor. My kid had her first home game volleyball game... so I had to be a volleyball mom. :(

Don't worry... some preacher got voted off... the chick with the bababababooobies... is still on, and wears a sports bra most of the time... whhoooa momma. ;)

C
 
Raina said:
Is it even possible to have fun without drinking and porn?? :(

At first I thought no.. but then I looked at your gallery again and was reminded that YES it is possible.
 
SofaGeorge said:
My girlfriend just left town for a wedding in Washington state. Shall we proceed to smoke cigs and get sh-t faced tonight? :D

You in OC too? How far north of San Diego? I'd roll up sometime if invited.
 
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Lestat27 said:


You in OC too? How far north of San Diego? I'd roll up sometime if invited.

Dude, you have an open invite... I am dying to check out SoCal's nightlife... I just don't want to go to the club and be "that guy" :)

C
 
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Citruscide said:


Dude, you have an open invite... I am dying to check out SoCal's nightlife... I just don't want to go to the club and be "that guy" :)

C

What do you mean by "that guy?"

The next time I go out downtown here do you wanna roll?
 
Sure...

You know, the guy who goes to the club by themself... leans on the bar... hits on chicks... you know, THAT guy.

C
 
Citruscide said:
Sure...

You know, the guy who goes to the club by themself... leans on the bar... hits on chicks... you know, THAT guy.

C

I wouldn't worry about it.. I like to go out.. but its really hit or miss as far as girls go... I don't go out of my way to hit on them, but sometimes good things happen..

brian
 
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SofaGeorge said:


Then get your ass up here tonight. You're invited.

Yeah... my roommate just drove up... so I think I might be able to drag him away from his work for a few minutes to check out my gym.

C-ditty
 
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SofaGeorge said:


Then get your ass up here tonight. You're invited.

Wanna PM me directions?
 
this is SOOO code for an orgy. you all can deny it all you want.

money says sofageorge plants his money shot on c's chin while lestat waits just below c with an open mouth waiting for drippage.
 
Puc said:
this is SOOO code for an orgy. you all can deny it all you want.

money says sofageorge plants his money shot on c's chin while lestat waits just below c with an open mouth waiting for drippage.

That's fuggin disgusting dude... the fact that this scenario and image came to your mind is a warning man.. you're represessed, just come to terms with yourself and admit to yourself what you really are... gay.
 
Raina said:
Is it even possible to have fun without drinking and porn?? :(

marry me



(damn ive typed this a lot :D)
 
Lestat27 said:


That's fuggin disgusting dude... the fact that this scenario and image came to your mind is a warning man.. you're represessed, just come to terms with yourself and admit to yourself what you really are... gay.

hey less wanna buy a bottle of liquidex?:D
 
Hey, Puc's a Pittsburg fan... you can't hold it against him... Ever since they lost to Dallas when Neil O'Donnell was their QB they have had a cob up their ass... among other things...

C
 
SofaGeorge said:
Back home... and dude... that was a seriously close call with the cigarettes. :D

Just walked in myself... close call with the cigerettes.. .what about the dancing monkies!!!

C
 
SofaGeorge said:


By the way... should we tell Nav we saw his honey?

Sure... BTW, is it me or was she MORE smoking tonight than when I saw her last week? How about our waitress... Stadium Tavern definately gets my THUMBS UP for hot babies... that's for sheezy.

C
 
supernav said:
You should see the blonde babe i picked up a few days ago. Hot damn van damme, no idea how i can post a pic here...

too bad i can't do dick all with chicks right now, working 7 days a week, 12 hours a day with band practice on top of that. Just finally got home .. 12:17am. :( :(

off 2 work again 2morrow morning. :(

i just wanna be loved....

-= nav =-

Hey bro... how about you call up that little tart from Stadium Tavern, and tell her about me... since you don't have time... and I have ALL the time, it would seem like a logical solution. ;)

C-ditty -- BTW, she was ON FIRE last night
 
Citruscide said:


Hey bro... how about you call up that little tart from Stadium Tavern, and tell her about me... since you don't have time... and I have ALL the time, it would seem like a logical solution. ;)

C-ditty -- BTW, she was ON FIRE last night

What's going on tonight?
 
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