Official Resignation from the ESoB

[Becoming]

My time as the Leader of Secret Police of the Elite Society of Bors has been fun, but unfortunately it has also come to an end. Unfortunately, my duties have compromised my safety,and I will have to cease my clandestine missions and go into hiding....

It has been real bors, but watch you a$$, it is no longer safe, and if you are not already dead by the time you read this message you are lucky.

I have an automated program in one of my cyborgs to post periodically in my stead, to keep up apearances, and to keep tiger88 entertained, but you will know the truth...

Thanks for the good times bors, and if someone knocks on your door shortly after you read this message, for god sakes, don't answer it and jump out the window, it is your only chance, trust me....

CYA bors.... I will be....


(For those of you that did not know I was leading up the ESoB Secret Police- well of course you did not know, or it would not be secret, now would it.... That is why there has never been a title in my sig like the rest of you bors..... All the Prime Minister of Despoilment and General Debauchery stuff was just a cover during my recruitment to the ESoB....)

FZ- Sorry I failed our mission great founder....

 

[HANSEL]

Good for you bro! AWC was for real, ESob is a joke.

 

[gonelifting]

WHAT is going on?

What did I miss? SOMEONE tell me.

 

[from zero]

WHAT is going on?

What did I miss? SOMEONE tell me.

Apparently it's dead man. All dead.

 

[Seashell]

I was here the whole time and I don't know either...

But.. if you have anything that needs "treasuring".. I'm still here.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

yes this is one sad day in ESoB history...Black Tuesday

 

[Becoming]

Seashell- Don't worry- the image showing your teeth will go to the grave with me....

 

[gonelifting]

But.. if you have anything that needs "treasuring".. I'm still here.

ummm, Do I have anything that I treasure? lol

 

[The_Ghost]

But.. if you have anything that needs "treasuring".. I'm still here.

ok this would be to easy LOL.
I am not touching this one hehehehehe

 

[Seashell]

Seashell- Don't worry- the image showing your teeth will go to the grave with me....

SHHHH!!!

 

[Seashell]

Uh oh!

Wait.... umm.... that didn't come out right...

Okay, forget I said that. D'oh!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

oh great secret police guy has pics of seashell he is holding out bors!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Becoming]

Cyborg Status: ONLINE

Seashell- Those images were erased during the cybernetic memory conversion... the Becoming you all knew is no more...

end of message

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

damnit I want those pics!!

 

[PoyeBoy]

yes this is one sad day in ESoB history...Black Tuesday

I wish it were sunday, then it'd be sunday bloody sunday

but fyi Becoming, If I see your ugly mug around hear again i will have to break it with a spiked police baton and you will be a vegtable the rest of your life

 

[Seashell]

ok this would be to easy LOL.
I am not touching this one hehehehehe

Behave...........

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

bor protector we are quitting on FZ

 

[The_Ghost]

Behave...........

I can try, but it is not always easy! mixed with makes it tough!

 

[Becoming]

Cyborg Status: ONLINE

but fyi Becoming, If I see your ugly mug around hear again i will have to break it with a spiked police baton and you will be a vegtable the rest of your life

Poyeboy- Are you fuking insane bor?!? I am a cyborg, not the original humaniod Becoming and I will off your shnizzle, with very little dizzle.... ever see Terminator? watch and learn...

5h4d0w f41c01n- sorry bor- those images were erased during the cybernetic memory conversion- don't shoot the messanger bor- it was Becoming's doing and he is no more....

end of message

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[Seashell]

I can try, but it is not always easy! mixed with makes it tough!

Somehow I don't believe you're a 50/50 mix...

..more like 90% and 10%

I, on the other hand am 100% That's right.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

heh heh heh

Se4stone I would say you are at least 30% devil and 70%angel

 

[Seashell]

*gasp* Falcon.. how could you think such a thing?!

When have I ever been anything but ?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol

 

[The Shadow]

Dammit

 

[slobberknocker]

I'd resign too, but I avoided that by not even signing up in the first place.

 

[Becoming]

Cyborg Status: Online

I'd resign too, but I avoided that by not even signing up in the first place.

Don't be a smartass bor or you will be terminated....

And if you did sign up, maybe you coould have undergone the cybernetic memory conversion and been a cybor bor now like me...

end of message

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

The Shadow, why do you say "dammit"

 

[HANSEL]

I'd resign too, but I avoided that by not even signing up in the first place.

 

[Smurfy]

Did i mention bagels?

 

[Becoming]

bump for 5h4d0wf41c0n

 

[TheProject]

1.5 months later....still dumb.