Official Announcement

[Dellyo]

Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

 

[StickFigure]

Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

This is the entire reason Wootool is running in the next presidential election.

 

[silverfish]

Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Welcome to 1993 when that spam email first went out. Still funny, just another repost.

 

[i am what i am]

Welcome to 1993 when that spam email first went out. Still funny, just another repost.

And I thought he was being creative.

 

[Big_Joe]

Just remember folks if Clinton had used a condom there wouldn't have been a stain on the dress.