Ode to My Toe

[trailseeker]

Here is "ode to my toe" written by me to my toe. My damn, funky, nasty toe.



I wanted to be healthy.
I wanted abs - "washboard".
Yet in my quest for fitness ,
My toes were thus ignored.

So sure, my shoes were squishy...
Perhaps a bit too tight.
But now my toe is leaking
Fluids colored green and white.

The treadmill stands unused
Untill my toe is well
For when I hop upon it,
My toe just hurts like hell.

So now it's just the bike for me
That lame-ass piece of shit
I need to get this damn toe healed
Or I shall have a fit.

Its bloody, gooey, full of slime,
Leaking pus and junk...
What was once just a hangnail
Has turned to a cesspool of funk.

So fare thee well to my new friends,
thank you for your time.
I'll be sure to let you know in the end,
If my toe is fine.

Jenn

 

[havoc]

I hope your toe gets better
And heals up nice and neat
If there is one thing that is sexy
Its a girl with pretty feet

So take your ass to the doctor
And please dont hesitate
Because a woman with a slimy toe
Is not worth the wait.

Please follow my advice
And make this move with haste
Remember, a toe that is pussing
Is a toe with nasty taste

YUCK!

 

[WODIN]

lmao!

*Major Golf Clap*

 

[MrMuscle]

its a trick, get an axe.