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Ode to my favorite Schmuck

Allon

Allon

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Mods, please do not lock this.


I want to make an official thread about Dirk.

I miss that little Schmuck allready!

He bought life to EF and taught us all how to spell and express ourselves much more linguistically.

He is one talented Asshole and we need him here to feel good about ourselves.

Why ban him? We all enjoy his antics.

Does anyone want Dirk back?

Rumours say Dirk is BBIll but I am not sure if it is true.

Do I sound like Johnnny here? No I am not Johnnny.

Dirk, we are definitely not sorry, but please come on home.

:rainbow:
 
lmao. johnny please come home
 
Allon said:
Why not?

Did you take what he said seriously?

Do you give a fuck what he says?
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How could I take what he says seriously when he is so obviously full of shit? That said, why would I want to read posts from an egomaniac who posted numerous venomous attacks against female members in particular? Just my opinion.
 
Lestat said:
:LockMe!:
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Why? How would you feel if people tried to lock your threads? stop being such an annoying kid.

BluePeter, the females here did not take him seriously. Frisky and Feisty both gave me karma for saying he is kidding around on a thread where he was being an ass to them. I agree that being rude to females or anyone in general is dumb, but Dirk does it in such a way that we all know he must be a mod err alter and is just kidding. He is smart and funny as well as being a dick. Why should you care if he is allowed to stay? Just ignore him and get a sense of humour.
 
bluepeter said:
How could I take what he says seriously when he is so obviously full of shit? That said, why would I want to read posts from an egomaniac who posted numerous venomous attacks against female members in particular? Just my opinion.
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Dirks a classic, I understand where youre coming from though, but I think the women on these boards can handle him with ease, there's always the ignore feature that someone can use, I know I do.
For those who get his sense of humor he provides loads of entertainment for those people.
I think there is a lot of Howard Stearn type people who are say they are offended by him but then read all of his posts. He's a very smart dude from my talks with him.
 
BrothaBill said:
Dirks a classic, I understand where youre coming from though, but I think the women on these boards can handle him with ease, there's always the ignore feature that someone can use, I know I do.
For those who get his sense of humor he provides loads of entertainment for those people.
I think there is a lot of Howard Stearn type people who are say they are offended by him but then read all of his posts. He's a very smart dude from my talks with him.
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His insults to several ladies are just one facet of my distaste for him. I'm just not a fan of someone with a superiority complex who lives to belittle people. I don't care if he's here or not because I just ignore him. Just expressing my humble opinion.
 
Not sure about the pre cum, coulda entered my muth, guess if it did it was swallowed also.

Please do not make this a whore thread. it makes me dizzy and I need to concentrate about getting dirk back.
 
Deterass:
Grosssss!

You mean the clear stuff? LMFAO!
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Just pointing out the flaw in his statement that he said NO fluids were in his mouth, clearly not true, I bet this guy was spewing loads of precum into his mouth and Allon was eating it up.
 
The Shadow said:
REEALLLLYYYYY???



snicker
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LOL, I have no idea what you are talking about..

Ill have to think about it while Im enjoying my deviled eggs for lunch, I love them.
 
BrothaBill said:
Deterass:


Just pointing out the flaw in his statement that he said NO fluids were in his mouth, clearly not true, I bet this guy was spewing loads of precum into his mouth and Allon was eating it up.
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Why are you quoting like Johnnny? Hmmmmmmmmmm
 
I agree that Dirk can be considered obnoxious, obscene and egomaniacle. But he is so much fun.

people love his posts, the thread that someone opened up asking him what gives and ended up having like over 200 posts was a classic!

Its the same with me, I am scandulous, rebellious and non confirmist and lots of people give me shit. Yet 95% of the threads I open have over 50 posts.

Not trying to brag but just pointing out that if someone is so entertaining, why get rid of him?

When I was banned no one seemed to object. So hardly anyone appreciates my posts, yet you spend so much time on them. So basically people do not admit they appreciate me or dirk etc...

Humanity is sooo ridiculous.
 
If anyone has stories they want to share about Dirk, or dirk quotes they especially liked, please post em here.

This is the place we can all reminisce about our dirk.

I will start:

The first time I met Dirk it was on a thread where gay people where being discussed.

He made a few long and incredibly biggotis, disgusting posts about gay people, apart from that the tone on his posts was extremely rude, self centered, barbaric and arrogant.

I remember this from the post:

"Hiearchy of a males sexual desires:

Babe
ugly fat female
man
goat"

It went on and was pretty ridiculous but I gave him red and posted saying what an ass he was.
He ignored me and after seeing him on some more threads I realized that he was not being serious.

I learned to love the fellow, he lack of tact mixed with brilliance. I laughed so much because of him.


Oh Dirk.

Where art thou?
 
looky here, I know you are trying to turn me into a post whore like you here, BUT IT WON'T WORK!!!
 
since Johnnny is history, the alter owner should hook me up with the password so I can use the plat search to find some info....
 
Allon said:
Not sure about the pre cum, coulda entered my muth, guess if it did it was swallowed also.

Please do not make this a whore thread. it makes me dizzy and I need to concentrate about getting dirk back.
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I have to quote to make my sig look better
 
BrothaBill said:
Allon youre a freeaaakkkk
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The only difference between you and the rest of the MOFO's here is that I do not hide my freakish sides, I embrace them.
 
Allon said:
The only difference between you and the rest of the MOFO's here is that I do not hide my freakish sides, I embrace them.
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Like Im anywhere near anyone on this board, have you ever met someone like me anywhere maing
 
Fuckit, gotta go home.

Post up your favorite dirk quotes please for me to read when I get back tomorrow.

Bye!
 
Allon said:
M


Rumours say Dirk is BBIll but I am not sure if it is true.
:
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damn, i see that for sure. when bbill first started smoking he
was crazy like dirk is...definetly an alter.
Keep bbill around, ban the dirk character's of bbill's
 
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