Ode To Decems Threads --- All Merged.

[decem]

ode to ulter's wit and intellect..

smartest guy on the planet hands down.

 

[saint808]

you didn't write a poem...

 

[HighIntensity]

or get roses

 

[decem]

ode to AAA's brother's closet..

filled with souvenirs and uniforms and pictures and guns and stuff from when he used to be a navy S.E.A.L... all the stuff AAA can't wait to be.. in 6 years.. when he graduates from high school.

 

[HighIntensity]

or jerk off with yohimburn

 

[decem]

ode to my own ass...

the girls called me wonderbuns in high school...


i'm not even joking

 

[decem]

ode to a goat's ass..

the coveted prize of radical christians the world over.

 

[decem]

ode to skip lacour's ripped fuel ads from 4 years ago..

i'm running out of ideas.

 

[pushing_fe]

or jerk off with yohimburn

Ouch! Errrr, I mean how tingly and minty fresh!

 

[MrMuscle]

felt left out huh?

how is the training coming on?

 

[NY Muscle]

Re: ode to my own ass...

the girls called me wonderbuns in high school...


i'm not even joking

Yo essey, you ever have your shit pushed in?

 

[pushing_fe]

***pushing_fe becomes a pretty radical Christian when he drops into a half-pipe on his Hosoi***

 

[saint808]

Re: Re: ode to my own ass...

Yo essey, you ever have your shit pushed in?

are you asking him out?

 

[decem]

training is sucking ass..

my days are filled with..

1. work = sitting on ass in front of computer with phone to ear
2. school = sitting on ass in classroom doodling on paper
3. landscaping = copious amounts of shoveling dirt and mulch and watering fucking plants
4. more house work = i.e. painting and mowing and cleaning
5. cleaning stalls = more shoveling
6. bailing hay = good workout but shitty for muscle growth. plus forces one to drink 4-6 beers at the end of the day which is not good for fat loss

 

[the nature boy]

now that was obscure. are you a mod yet?

 

[decem]

ode to nazi moderators deleting my fucking posts fucking shitbirds..

ode nugga.

 

[saint808]

let's hear it for nazi mods... what would we do without them?

 

[the nature boy]

that was strange, the above post I made was supposed to be in decems ripped fuel thread, but got moved here.

 

[WODIN]

Actually they're all RIGHT HERE! BWAUGH HA!!!

I GOT THE POWER!!!!
it's getting...it's getting...it's getting...kind of hectic.

 

[MrMuscle]

that sucks man..to bad, you should really get back in the gym.

oh and whoever mod merged these posts made my head hurt.

 

[the nature boy]

ah ha! magic!!!

 

[WODIN]

that sucks man..to bad, you should really get back in the gym.

oh and whoever mod merged these posts made my head hurt.

Asking you to add two 5 digit numbers would also cause you undo head trauma.

You're welcome.

 

[MrMuscle]

Asking you to add two 5 digit numbers would also cause you undo head trauma.

You're welcome.

hey im writing a pm to you..check it in 5 min ok?

 

[WODIN]

hey im writing a pm to you..check it in 5 min ok?

5 minutes! I'm going to go choke the chicken real quick.

 

[HighIntensity]

decem is also a card carrying communist

 

[decem]

AAA - you're kinda weird dude... you know that?

 

[decem]

*cuckoo's nest ---- cuckoo's nest*

 

[decem]

um.. goofball....

you know that corpsmen can be s.e.a.l's right, as can every other rate in the navy?

ooh.. wait.. that's right. they probably didn't mention that in the movie "navy s.e.a.l's" or in that documentary on bud/s that show on discovery that you keep watching over and over and over..

 

[AAA]

Shit I remember when we would walk in bars and all you other navy pussy's wanted to suck are dicks' s, so you felt important!

 

[decem]

why couldn't you put that all in one post?

 

[AAA]

I'm out for the day! I have to take a decem and wipe my nurse!