Observational Humor

[Scotsman]

For some reason I am almost completely incapable of not commenting on things I think are funny.

For instance:

Last night I went to a comedy show with some friends. At the end of the show we were waiting around for our buddy who had performed to join us. These four little lesbians (butch hairdoes, lots of piercings, mens suits, making out all night) walked in front of us. Before I thought about it I said "Shit I didn't know there was a K.D. Lang concert later tonight.

Saturday my friend was trying to hook up with this girl. They started talking about hockey as he is from the north east. He gets into this explanation about how you were cool growing up if you had the best hockey gear. So I said "Yeah that's when he started being a hockey groupy" He was a little pissed and she laughed.

This shit goes on all the time, I have no internal censor. Maybe I should seek help.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

sounds like you are a real ass.

 

[*MissFit*]

Look in the mirror.. does that make u laugh??

 

[Scotsman]

sounds like you are a real ass.

Yeah pretty much, I just say shit before I can stop myself. Most of my friends are the same way though. Usually I try to be civil to people but it doesn't always work out.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[*MissFit*]

Is cheers,
The scotsman your signature. or do you type that for every post?

 

[Scotsman]

Look in the mirror.. does that make u laugh??

I make fun of myself all the time and expect others to as well, maybe that's why I don't feel bad about poking fun at others.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[TheProject]

sounds like you are a real ass.

Hello, pot?

This is kettle...

 

[Carmen]

I make fun of myself all the time and expect others to as well, maybe that's why I don't feel bad about poking fun at others.

Cheers,
Scotsman

i make fun of myself a lot (easy to do) but actually try not to make fun of others. sometimes though... you just can't help it.

 

[Scotsman]

Is cheers,
The scotsman your signature. or do you type that for every post?

As I am not platinum I don't have a sig so yep I type it each time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Moderate_THIS]

As I am not platinum I don't have a sig so yep I type it each time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I appreciate it, since I have limited peripheral vision in my left eye.

 

[chewyxrage]

Those comments really aren't that bad. I can't see anyone getting pissed over them anyway. My friends say the rawest shit all the time, esp. when there are girls around.

 

[Scotsman]

Those comments really aren't that bad. I can't see anyone getting pissed over them anyway. My friends say the rawest shit all the time, esp. when there are girls around.

The Lesbians didn't hear it, they were out of earshot when I said it.

Chaos you are welcome Maing.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[beachbum777]

jackass