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Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.
KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.
Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.
Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.
Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
SHOES: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.
KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.
Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.
Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.
Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
SHOES: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
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