I think I am going to die laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found the book "How to make anyone fall in love with you," in my roommates room!
I just found the book "How to make anyone fall in love with you," in my roommates room!
Yeah I started laughing real hard at first then I started to feel guilty for laughin... poor guy ....HumanTarget said:that is pretty damn funny, sad too.
I am on his PC cause mine is old and slow... we have an open door policy....SVT-TROY said:Why were you in your roommates room? Just wondering.
do you think he ever goes in your thong drawer and snoops? i would btwsuperqt4u2nv said:I am on his PC cause mine is old and slow... we have an open door policy....
hamstershaver said:do you think he ever goes in your thong drawer and snoops? i would btw
I hope not 
lol...he prolly sells'em on Ebay to make some money...he sure could sell them on EF for a profit...hamstershaver said:do you think he ever goes in your thong drawer and snoops? i would btw
lol qt makes a sticky note to buy a padlock for her dresser tomorrowsuperqt4u2nv said:I hope the not
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superqt4u2nv said:I am on his PC cause mine is old and slow... we have an open door policy....
Yeah it is suppose to be his year.... I ain't going to tease him about it and trust that is showing A LOT of restraint on my part. He is a nice guy and not bad lookin but dam does he have problems with find a woman.awittyusername said:WTF is the big deal?
I give props to him for trying to improve himself. Being an average guy is a lot harder to get girls, than it is for a hot chick who can use her nice tits and ass to get men.
Change hot chick to just chick...awittyusername said:Being an average guy is a lot harder to get girls, than it is for a hot chick who can use her nice tits and ass to get men.
Ulcasterdropout said:Change hot chick to just chick...
superqt4u2nv said:I think I am going to die laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found the book "How to make anyone fall in love with you," in my roommates room!
fogg88 said:Does that include the back door?
not a chance in hellGoldenDelicious said:poor guy...still, its good that he's actually trying to do something about things, rather than sitting on his hands waiting for things to change, like most people...heck, i even skimmed the elite fintess players guide thing...but the only thing i came up with at the end of it was thinking that i could have written a better one![]()
evansteve said:so if I read books about dating, would that be better than what I'm doing now? (nothing)
EnderJE said:lol...he prolly sells'em on Ebay to make some money...he sure could sell them on EF for a profit...
Ulcasterdropout said:Change hot chick to just chick...
superqt4u2nv said:I think I am going to die laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found the book "How to make anyone fall in love with you," in my roommates room!
Yep, now I'm sure of it, he's gay.wnt2bBeast said:i dont know how he can live with you and not want to jump your bones???
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EnderJE said:Yep, now I'm sure of it, he's gay.
EnderJE said:Oh, I dunno. I think she might be a wildcat before and after the relationship. Dangerous.
Until your bunny is boiling in a pot or she's slept with all of your friends (not you QT, I just remember my own former dangerous relationship).wnt2bBeast said:danger is what makes life fun![]()
wnt2bBeast said:youd have to be gay not to be all over QT
not exactly a lot of you people put me on a pedistal. The compliments are nice and all but in real life I am just a regular girl. Although sometimes I wouldm't mind if real life were more like elite.How is life NOT life Elite? Other then the gayness, that is..?superqt4u2nv said:not exactly a lot of you people put me on a pedistal. The compliments are nice and all but in real life I am just a regular girl. Although sometimes I wouldm't mind if real life were more like elite.
superqt4u2nv said:not exactly a lot of you people put me on a pedistal. The compliments are nice and all but in real life I am just a regular girl. Although sometimes I wouldm't mind if real life were more like elite.
EnderJE said:Yeah, like I imagine Beast in real life to be the same as he is on Elite...

Well sadly the norm in real life is not 220+lb men with under 12% bf. It is more like 160 at 18%EnderJE said:How is life NOT life Elite? Other then the gayness, that is..?

You, shy? Threesome with a dwarf and you call yourself shy? I can't see that.wnt2bBeast said:ask shoog..im very shy
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EnderJE said:You, shy? Threesome with a dwarf and you call yourself shy? I can't see that.

wnt2bBeast said:that little bastard was hiding under the sheets..it seemed odd that shoog could lick me in more than one spot at the same time..i just thought she was talented![]()

superqt4u2nv said:not exactly a lot of you people put me on a pedistal. The compliments are nice and all but in real life I am just a regular girl. Although sometimes I wouldm't mind if real life were more like elite.

wnt2bBeast said:that little bastard was hiding under the sheets..it seemed odd that shoog could lick me in more than one spot at the same time..i just thought she was talented![]()
superqt4u2nv said:I think I am going to die laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found the book "How to make anyone fall in love with you," in my roommates room!
I doubt it. It's more for hope then actual practicality.Mr. dB said:So, is it working for him or her?
I asked him last night how the books he was reading is says it is interesting. As for working he has yet to report progress on that front.Mr. dB said:So, is it working for him or her?
1) Damn. That's quite some tongue you got there.Sugarplum said:nah, that was all me.![]()
and yeah, ender- he is shy. but surprisingly.. so am i.
superqt4u2nv said:I just found the book "How to make anyone fall in love with you," in my roommates room!
Georgie boy I best be getting some sortaGeorge Spellwin said:"WHAT A REGULAR GUY WANTS more than anything, always has, always will, is to score some nooky far beyond his reach. He has neither looks, nor power, nor money, nor fancy car, none of that good babe-getting stuff, and yet he dreams the impossible dream: to be able to dump Harriet in favor of Cindy and, for the benefit of all generations to come, divert the usual flow and direction of his genetic puddle!"
George Spellwin, excerpt from Elite Player's Guide to Getting Laid [read more...]
for you pimping on my thread 
superqt4u2nv said:Well sadly the norm in real life is not 220+lb men with under 12% bf. It is more like 160 at 18%![]()
yesevansteve said:so if I read books about dating, would that be better than what I'm doing now? (nothing)
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