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NWS Brittney and Madonna!!!!
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supersizeme
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for real. not only are madonna's breasts bigger than that, her nipples are smaller.
now this i could watch for at least 5 minutes at a time
now this i could watch for at least 5 minutes at a time
the nature boy
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the horny bastard doing the photoshopping should have made madonna's body better looking than that.
the nature boy
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now that we're talking about this whole kissing thing... I think it was a very lame, very planned out stunt. How did they know to put the camera on Timberlake's face after they kissed? This was MTV's way of punking Timberlake. WEAK.
supersizeme
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agreed NB. i'm also noticing that i'm less and less attracted to britney as time goes by. not to sound like i'm straight off the britney forum, but i think she peaked right around the oops i did it again era. ever since then she is in noticeably worse shape plus every pic i see her in out on the town she's smoking a cigarette.
if i was justin, i'd just be glad that i got her during her golden era and moved on to bigger and better things(i don't think cameron diaz is all that hot, but janet jackson would get worked as would alyssa milano). he didn't chump himself out like nick lachey did marrying jessican simpson and shutting the door on the scores of females he could've entertained himself with well into his 30s before settling down. to each their own though.
if i was justin, i'd just be glad that i got her during her golden era and moved on to bigger and better things(i don't think cameron diaz is all that hot, but janet jackson would get worked as would alyssa milano). he didn't chump himself out like nick lachey did marrying jessican simpson and shutting the door on the scores of females he could've entertained himself with well into his 30s before settling down. to each their own though.
Burning_Inside
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I'm so fucking sick of chicks pretending to be bi, or actually thinking they ARE bi, or need to be bi, to be cool.
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ajtomasi
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whoa
barnes3
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>> Mind The Gap <<
Britney and Madonna sink to new lows
Britney's will-fuck-for-cash VMA appearance
has stirred up a bit of interest in her November
album - likely to be called More Than You Know.
Yet there's no sign of any singles, and the video
shoot for the first single was postponed
last month. Doesn't look too promising...
The awful Madonna kissing stunt took two weeks of
rehearsals, with J-Lo pulling out at the last
minute to leave an uncomfortable-looking
Christina to fill in. Presumably even disaster-
prone Jen realised that taking part in Madonna
and Missy's self-congratulatory Gap advert
wouldn't be good for her career.
And she was right: Beyonce's awesome performance
later that night made Madonna, Missy, Britney and
Christina look like tragic has-beens.
"I cannot believe this just like freakin' happened!"
said Britney afterwards.
Like, ditto.
(FYI: Another sign that Britney's desperate to anoint
herself as the new Madonna - she's taken to wearing a
Kaballah bracelet.)
>> Mind The Gap <<
Britney and Madonna sink to new lows
Britney's will-fuck-for-cash VMA appearance
has stirred up a bit of interest in her November
album - likely to be called More Than You Know.
Yet there's no sign of any singles, and the video
shoot for the first single was postponed
last month. Doesn't look too promising...
The awful Madonna kissing stunt took two weeks of
rehearsals, with J-Lo pulling out at the last
minute to leave an uncomfortable-looking
Christina to fill in. Presumably even disaster-
prone Jen realised that taking part in Madonna
and Missy's self-congratulatory Gap advert
wouldn't be good for her career.
And she was right: Beyonce's awesome performance
later that night made Madonna, Missy, Britney and
Christina look like tragic has-beens.
"I cannot believe this just like freakin' happened!"
said Britney afterwards.
Like, ditto.
(FYI: Another sign that Britney's desperate to anoint
herself as the new Madonna - she's taken to wearing a
Kaballah bracelet.)
the nature boy
New member
in a pathetic related stunt, Brittney was seen kissing Aretha Franklin last night.
Shak
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Brittany is fighting the fat battle:
It's nice to know one of our celebs isn't on the perilous Atkins Diet. Britney Spears has found a much less arduous way of burning off the fat - some little blue pills called Zantrex-3. The pop-poppet accidentally revealed her dirty secret when a bottle of her dietary meds fell out her bag at Heathrow right in front a load of press - d'oh! One witness to the embarrassed pop tart said: "Britney seemed very keen to grab the pills before anybody saw what they were. But it was too late." Clearly Brits had been stocking up on the fat burning pills -which are available over the counter in land of the fatties the US- so she can retain her svelte figure during her stay in Blighty. Sounds a fun way to shed the pounds if you ask us - a second on the lips and a lifetime OFF the hips!
It's nice to know one of our celebs isn't on the perilous Atkins Diet. Britney Spears has found a much less arduous way of burning off the fat - some little blue pills called Zantrex-3. The pop-poppet accidentally revealed her dirty secret when a bottle of her dietary meds fell out her bag at Heathrow right in front a load of press - d'oh! One witness to the embarrassed pop tart said: "Britney seemed very keen to grab the pills before anybody saw what they were. But it was too late." Clearly Brits had been stocking up on the fat burning pills -which are available over the counter in land of the fatties the US- so she can retain her svelte figure during her stay in Blighty. Sounds a fun way to shed the pounds if you ask us - a second on the lips and a lifetime OFF the hips!
Scarlett33
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I thought JT's expression was great when they flashed on his face during "the kiss". To me his expression said what a stu pid ploy for publicity, and how discusting. I think it would have been better had Brit. and Chris. kissed. I agree Madona looks like she would have bad breath, she is really nasty.
THAT LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK - don't find out the hard way!
FreakMonster
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CipherLock said:
NO SHIT!!! What do you think NWS means?
FreakMonster said:
I had no idea, but I do now.
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