nun came into gym today. shits not cool at al

[MassiveGunz]

ok bors lemme just prefise this posts by sayin that im mid ccycel right now and prety emoshunal so bare with me on this

my cycels got a ton of stuf lik dboms and abols in it. mainly abols but also mostly dboms and eithers gettin me pretty lit up lik im a fukkin nucleir blow tortch ready to go of at moments notice

ssssssssssshhhittt wwhat the fukkkkkkkkkkkkk

djjklllllllll

ok im cool. felt rage comin on but its gone now

anyways im takin a brake workin front desk tryin to get into melisas pants because shes fukin hot and got big tittys just lik mg likes em. her ass lookin ok and needs work but fuk it. im not tryin to mary it or nothin

in walks this dam nun with the blak and white dress on you know bors
??

im like. holy

this cant be happenin but it is

my eye starts twichin and melisas lik MG go to back your offise rite now cause she knows im bout to loose it

so i go bak to my offise and slam door and the dorr knob brakes off and i start chewin on it to try and clam down and keep my mind of goin out to my car too get my fukkin tire iron and bust this nuns shit up good

nun ends up leavin after lik 3 minits cause she was just tryin to raise moeny for some gay asss nun hotel or whatever it is nuns stay in and pray al damn day

i was stil pretty lit up so i wrot poam tryin to expression myself

fukking nuns
what the fuk
are you doin
in my gym <--not lit up at al when you do this

^^thanks

one mor

dboms and abols
abols and dboms
hey nun
fuckkkkk you

peace

 

[primetime21]

anyone with a translation?

 

[bwood]

MG, you gotta quit hatin on nuns...

you just need to convert them to
hot, horny honeys with your massiveness...

if you get what im laying down...

 

[AAP]

she taking her life into her own hands..

 

[RADAR]

MG you crack me up bor,i almost popped a testicle laughing.........



RADAR

 

[rjl296]

LMAO !

 

[Lumberg]

MG, you gotta quit hatin on nuns...

you just need to convert them to
hot, horny honeys with your massiveness...

if you get what im laying down...

if you get what I'm PUTTING down

no because I'm putting down 315 on power cleans

bwood OWNED by Lumberg 123421/dat/rew

 

[gsxr1000]

Was she doing "Preacher" curls????

 

[MassiveGunz]

bro are you seriusly doin 315 on power clean
?

only reasin im askin is cause im lookin for some befor models to use in pics for my gyms upcomin womens body fer life comptition

you sound perfect and also onwed LOL hittin em hard tonite

 

[MassiveGunz]

Was she doing "Preacher" curls????

:laom:

wait what
?

 

[Lumberg]

bro are you seriusly doin 315 on power clean
?

only reasin im askin is cause im lookin for some befor models to use in pics for my gyms upcomin womens body fer life comptition

you sound perfect and also onwed LOL hittin em hard tonite

convent = gay asss nun hotel or whatever it is nuns stay in and pray al damn day

MG OWNED by Lumberg

Don't piss me off bitch, I will take you to all time new levels of ownage bitch

 

[AAP]

 

[AAP]

So, it seems that two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield.

"Quick, Quick!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination," shouts the second

She switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly

"What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water in the Vatican!" says the second

Dracula steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses even more at the nuns

"Now what?" screams the first nun

"Show him your cross!" says the second

So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY FUCKING HOOD!!"

 

[AAP]

She's ready..... gonna kick some ass.

 

[Burning_Inside]

MG's gonna have a coronary when he's sees all these nuns.

 

[RickCorso2]

so much pwnage tonight

 

[WarriorPL]

shoulda hit that nun bor.

 

[gettinlarger]

 

[AAP]

gunz don't want nun of this thread anymore.

 

[gettinlarger]

gunz don't want nun of this thread anymore.

That's clever.

 

[notoriousQQ]

nunya

 

[t3c]

should have busted out the nun-chucks

BOOYA

 

[Spartacus]

what if she was the world's most massive none?

 

[t3c]

what if she was the world's most massive none?

CONGRATS ON MAKING THIS THREAD NOT FUNNY

 

[Spartacus]

well the humor was supposed to be found in the contradiction in terms..thought about retaining the nun spelling and adding the pun factor..but felt I had to give a hint into my line of thinking...nun chucks..bravo

 

[Code]

Gad Dayumn that is some funny shiznit!!!

 

[AAP]

Gad Dayumn that is some funny shiznit!!!

I worked hard for those posts.

 

[Fo Sheezy]

bor, you should have made her rack up 500 on bench, told her you would spot her, gave her lift off and let her do the rest.

you been drinkin any beer larry?

 

[Spartacus]

you like the whole "massive" tie in to?..my joke was working on so many levels...didn't have to bother attempting to imitate the gunz misspellings..nun chucks,my sides are still a hurtin'

 

[rsnoble]

Hey man, I know this bitch! Isn't she the one in the black and white dress? Yeah, that's her! Watch out man! She just told me the other day she's going to raid your gear and throw holly water on you!

 

[BigBazooka]

:maol:

 

[Reelbig Gunz]

what the

bors, my faxs must not be owrkin agin.

ive not abel to do any postin but im lettin yall know im stil on elite<<<waitin for greg to mak me promtion into front office.

aslo still have the gotes and traps. chest and arms stil to.

greg bor, sen me a faxs to let gunz no when its all fixd. im bringin rails and beer for ef if your drinkin what im pourin.