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This ia a job application that a 75 yr old senior submitted to Wal-Mart-----and they hired him because they thought he was so honest & funny!!!!
NAME: George Martin
SEX: not yet!Still waiting for the right one(or one who'll cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President,But seriously,whatever's available . If i was in a position to be picky,I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If thats not possible,make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: A lot less than i'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pen and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE FOR WORK: any
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 PM monday,tuesday and thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?Yes,but they're suited to a more intimate inviroment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If i had one would i be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 POUNDS? Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be-do i have a car that runs.
HAVE YOU ANY SEPCIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the publishing house sweepstakes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN 5 YEARS? Living in the bahamas with a fabiously wealthy dumb sexy blonde who thinks i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually i'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THE ABOVE IS TRUE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes absolutely
SIGN HERE> Sagittarius
RADAR
NAME: George Martin
SEX: not yet!Still waiting for the right one(or one who'll cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President,But seriously,whatever's available . If i was in a position to be picky,I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If thats not possible,make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: A lot less than i'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pen and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE FOR WORK: any
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 PM monday,tuesday and thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?Yes,but they're suited to a more intimate inviroment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If i had one would i be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 POUNDS? Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be-do i have a car that runs.
HAVE YOU ANY SEPCIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the publishing house sweepstakes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN 5 YEARS? Living in the bahamas with a fabiously wealthy dumb sexy blonde who thinks i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually i'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THE ABOVE IS TRUE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Yes absolutely
SIGN HERE> Sagittarius
RADAR
