i made chocolate pudding yesterday.
it resembled a childhood friend of mine.
it reached up from its warm cocoon and
attempted to grasp my hand.
its voice raked my synapses, "father, why
hast thou allowed me to exist amongst all this suffering
and grief? why father, why?"
light diffused around my head and in a bass laden voice
i cried, "oh yea of little faith, vex me no further, i cast
you out!"
i then pulled the handle.
my water bill is too high
