now I'm really pissed off!

[lil k]

pissed off? if I was that close to a horse's weiner, i'd be worried about getting pissed on....

 

[vinylgroover]

Are you preparing us for Kronk's next avatar pic?

 

[lil k]

Are you preparing us for Kronk's next avatar pic?

a toll is a toll and a roll is a roll and if we don't get no tolls then we don't eat no rolls...made that up.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

What's the matter sweetie?

 

[vinylgroover]

There once was a man ffrom Nantuckett
who's cock was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin
as he came on his chin
if my face was a c**t
i would fuck it.

 

[lil k]

What's the matter sweetie?

oh master, you lost your arms in battle, but ya grew some nice boobs.....

 

[Hannibal]

oh master, you lost your arms in battle, but ya grew some nice boobs.....

Ya gotta' be a man to wear tights!

 

[lil k]

Ya gotta' be a man to wear tights!

a black sherriff? why not? it worked in Blazing Saddles.

 

[Citruscide]

Pull those panties down a bit more... I made that up too.

C

 

[HumorMe]

@ Citrus!

But I second it!

 

[Hannibal]

a black sherriff? why not? it worked in Blazing Saddles.

A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy!

 

[Ceebs]

Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?

We changed it in the 9th century.

You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?

Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse"!

 

[lil k]

A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy!

it's what we call a stealth catapult . we've been working on it secretly for months .

 

[Star]

robin hood, huh?

 

[Hannibal]

it's what we call a stealth catapult . we've been working on it secretly for months .

I tell you that tonight, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh?

 

[lil k]

I tell you that tonight, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh?

hey blinkin
did you say Abe Lincoln?
no I didn't say Abe Lincoln..I said hey blinklin.

 

[lil k]

Pull those panties down a bit more... I made that up too.

C

for my MONSTER DONG......anything! your wish is my command!

t to the motherfucking itty yo

 

[Citruscide]

for my MONSTER DONG......anything! your wish is my command!

t to the motherfucking itty yo

Wish is my command? Then, I'd wish you mount my face... simple enough.

C

 

[Hannibal]

hey blinkin
did you say Abe Lincoln?
no I didn't say Abe Lincoln..I said hey blinklin.

Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you

 

[Zerxes]

Just say no kids.

 

[casavant]

Kronkette, I'm not trying to embarrass you, but your pussy is almost showing in your avatar.

 

[lil k]

Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you

in real life...im big!

 

[lil k]

Kronkette, I'm not trying to embarrass you, but your pussy is almost showing in your avatar.

yes, it is...just a little tiny bit on top....just enough to tease you and make you want to rip them off...hehehe

 

[Latamier]

Rip them off with my teeth!

 

[casavant]

yes, it is...just a little tiny bit on top....just enough to tease you and make you want to rip them off...hehehe

I think I'm going to change my avatar to. I have this old pair of cuttoffs that have unraveled to the point that they're like daisy dukes. I'm going to go commando with those and take a picture of myself squatting down so my right nut is dropping out the side like a big ole wad of bubble gum. That would be a total turn on for you ladies, wouldn't it?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

hey,are my knickers straight?......Everytime!!!!

 

[TheProject]

My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Hara. We're from Georgia.

 

[FreeballinDC]

He rode a Blazing Saddle!! or in this case, a wet tongue

 

[MrMuscle]

Unlike som Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent.