Nothing screams PATHETIC like.........

[Freak Show]

vanity plates. That is all.

 

[gwl9dta4]

Why dude?

I always thought it would be cool to own a car in the USA and have a plate that says POLAND, or USA. Some can be cool.

 

[Kahn]

Whats up freak? Why do you say that? Some of them are funny. Not my style either though.

 

[HighIntensity]

4u2nve

Foreplay

zero2sexy

 

[gwl9dta4]

the funniest one i saw was one from florida. well a picture of it anyway. You know the Florida has an orange in the center, it went like this


A55(orange)RGY. lol!!!

ASS ORGY, LOL!!

 

[Madd Hatter]

What? You think vanity plates are pathetic? I think YOU'RE pathetic. What? I said you're pathetic! My personalized plate on my 87 GN is "DRKSYDE". Do you think that's pathetic? What? You think you're better than me? What? If Iowa wasn't so homoriffic and allowed 8 spaces, I'd get SHOMEURS on my 93 SHO.

Now those aren't pathetic, they're awesome. What? And that's not a bad thing. THAT'S a good thing.

 

[smallmovesal]

settle down there big man... woah... take it easy there feller..

 

[smallmovesal]

anyone remember that lameass gameshow bumper stumpers?

http://community-2.webtv.net/TamWarner/bumperstumpers/scrapbookFiles/mailedD35.jpg


You're ready to play.....



Bumper Stumpers made its debut on June 29, 1987 over the USA cable network. The show was a joint venture of Barry-Enright Productions and Wink Martindale Enterprises, Inc.; it was the second game show Wink created (the first being Headline Chasers in 1985). BS was taped at the Global Television Studios in Toronto, Canada, and was hosted by Al DuBois, a popular Toronto TV personality. (He called BS "the show that turns a highway hobby into challenging fun for you, and some ready cash for our players.")






Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the driving force of Bumper Stumpers (and Toronto's answer to Bert Convy).....Al DuBois!





Ready to play? Then let's get this show on the road!




BS was played by two teams of two contestants (married couples, siblings, friends, co-workers, etc.), who competed by trying to figure out the meanings of personalized licence plates. The teams tried to guess the 'Super Stumper' whose seven spaces were revealed one at a time. To earn the right to guess the 'Super Stumper', the teams had to be first to correctly answer a 'Jump-In' plate, which consisted of one of two licence plates that pertained to something. For example, which one of two plates belonged to Pebbles Flintstone: LITL KD or DAD FRD. (The correct answer is plate #2, meaning Daddy Fred.) The game continued until either team solved the 'Super Stumper', thus winning the game and $500.






Which of these two plates belongs to a thirsty athlete? (the one on the right, G8RAD, which means, 'Gatorade.')

http://community-2.webtv.net/TamWarner/bumperstumpers/scrapbookFiles/mailedD29.jpg



This 'Super Stumper' is a plate that belongs to a pilot. And the first letter is an 'O'.


http://community-2.webtv.net/TamWarner/bumperstumpers/scrapbookFiles/mailedD30.jpg

This team may have it. "Is it 'Oh to be flying'?"


http://community-2.webtv.net/TamWarner/bumperstumpers/scrapbookFiles/mailedD31.jpg

"HOLY COW! That's the right answer!" Al proclaims.

http://community-2.webtv.net/TamWarner/bumperstumpers/scrapbookFiles/mailedD32.jpg


Whichever team won two games out of three won the match and went on to the bonus round.

 

[Freak Show]

What? You think vanity plates are pathetic? I think YOU'RE pathetic. What? I said you're pathetic! My personalized plate on my 87 GN is "DRKSYDE". Do you think that's pathetic? What? You think you're better than me? What? If Iowa wasn't so homoriffic and allowed 8 spaces, I'd get SHOMEURS on my 93 SHO.

Now those aren't pathetic, they're awesome. What? And that's not a bad thing. THAT'S a good thing.

Ohhh they're so cute at this age. Thank you for proving my point, sweetheart.