Not Steroids but Close

[thefameinmyname]

ANORTHARONE(this shit is scary folks) and Dicyclofenil.
P.S. I'm not trying to "sell" a sup. company or anything like that. I HATE fu@*ing supplement companies, but I think these guys are worth looking at.
PEACE
Pain is weakness leaving my body.

 

[The mann]

it's probaly what ronnie coleman used .............

talk is cheap

 

[FSUGeneticFreak]

I agree with you guys.....i smell BS!!!!

 

[The Skunk2000]

People have been hyping zoelabs for quite awhile around here... Not sure why they'd send someone new to do their work.

 

[adepss]

Yeah and heres an even better supplement to boost your bodyweight with solid mass I mean 0% bodyfat gained just solid mass..

Guaranteed to make gains of 5lbs in a day.
This is scary shit folks - but if you're a sucker it might be worth trying - the product is called ferrodiol commonly known as "iron mass bulker"

just down half a bucket per day and you'll gain in mass literally overnite.

the ingredients are top secret as this material has been smuggled out of the most advanced chem lab in Russia.

I'm new to the board you see, and uh yeah thta's right I'm not trying to sell you something, no I would'nt even use this crap unless you were serious about making absolutely unbelievable overnight gains in mass that not even the most most potent steroid could give you.

I mean this stuff would literally be without doubt the MOST revolutionary and most effective mass gainer EVER produced - so guys I'm not here to push for the product, okay?

Good I'm glad we've straightened that out!

so whats in thjis coolest of supplements?


okay okay , you really want to know what's in ferrodiol, yes! I hear you all saying in a resounding choir of curiosity.

Okay here it is the truth to gaining incredidle steel like mass.....................


.......................is...


the key ingredient..................


..............is...................






BAllbearings!!!!! haaa!!!

and I suppose you can buy this product direct from zoelabs too!.

-----sorry guys just kidding!

 

[elijah]

Yeah and heres an even better supplement to boost your bodyweight with solid mass I mean 0% bodyfat gained just solid mass..

Guaranteed to make gains of 5lbs in a day.
This is scary shit folks - but if you're a sucker it might be worth trying - the product is called ferrodiol commonly known as "iron mass bulker"

just down half a bucket per day and you'll gain in mass literally overnite.

the ingredients are top secret as this material has been smuggled out of the most advanced chem lab in Russia.

I'm new to the board you see, and uh yeah thta's right I'm not trying to sell you something, no I would'nt even use this crap unless you were serious about making absolutely unbelievable overnight gains in mass that not even the most most potent steroid could give you.

I mean this stuff would literally be without doubt the MOST revolutionary and most effective mass gainer EVER produced - so guys I'm not here to push for the product, okay?

Good I'm glad we've straightened that out!

so whats in thjis coolest of supplements?


okay okay , you really want to know what's in ferrodiol, yes! I hear you all saying in a resounding choir of curiosity.

Okay here it is the truth to gaining incredidle steel like mass.....................


.......................is...


the key ingredient..................


..............is...................






BAllbearings!!!!! haaa!!!

and I suppose you can buy this product direct from zoelabs too!.

-----sorry guys just kidding!

Dude!!! hook me up man I've been looking something this great forever.. hey is Biotest gonna be mad your preselling their latest innovation though??? They may send that massive tim to hunt you down and shoot you with rubber bands or something becareful brother their watching!

 

[adepss]

No probs at 260lbs I'm sure I can look after myself, they
did call me up the other day and boy were they pissed that I spilled the beans on their latest secret ingredient.

.....just 5 mins ago I got another call from them... guess what, you're not going to believe this...

they want to hire me and put me in charge of supplement research and development.

they liked my idea of selling a pre-packaged ferrodiol mass booster bucket that comes with a sublimal suggestion program .

once listened to the dudes will unbeknown to them hooked hypnotically to the products and will fork out thousands upon thousands of dollars on ferrodiol without a second thought.

so heres to my new job!!!!

 

[elijah]

I got another one, prolly get you a raise

Whatever you do, don't fall into the hype from "real body builders" about the next big sup!
While it may come in caulking tubes, and might even say silicone caulk on the sides, its been specially modified to be a potent site bulking steroid!

We'll send you
3 tubes of our super steroid like product (code named Caulk 10)

1 15 gauge needle (featuing our new never clean coating code named Infect1on factor X) so you never have to be sterile, umm I mean sterilize a needle again.

1 High tech applicator (Code named Caulking Gun)

All for the low low price of only 99.99.

Now we know there may be other tubes of caulking.. er steroids available at your local Walmart but they aren't as good as ours... umm cause we said so. Just like our zma!!!! See there is your proof. Buy it now, the FDA is so worried about you getting buff (yes buff not poisoned or infected) that we may not be selling this product for long (aka till we get enough money to buy a life)

 

[riskybiz007]

Hey the Razor guy has disappeared permanently i believe. His first post and he gone. AND i'm still trying to find out what the hell is so SCARY~!!!!!!!!!!
On another note, i agree w/ you guys and those b.s. ads about "The underground secret from China! and we have it" or "Russia's biggest secret weapon" and somehow these idiots are the ones that stole the secret and they want to rip you off hoping you'd believe them. I hate moronic ads like that.

 

[tmi533]

i have used thier products

i have used their products with some success its not steroids but it works peroid.zoelabs is the only company ig ained real world results 6 pds in a month and im already 220 lean ,and when i tried a product i didnt like they gave me a refund back again period so i say they aRE NUMBER ONE FOR NOW WITH ME. AND ALSO NO LIE WHY AM I POSTING BECAUSE I LIKE THEIR PRODUCTS AND THEY TELL ME POST NEG-OR -POS AND ILL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT ,BUT IF IT DINDT WORK IWOULDNT BUY AGAIN SO YOU DECIDE