I took Jake to the vet today that originally butchered him. I call him at 5pm as directed and he begins to tell me that he needs to go to a specialist for more surgery. I'm going to make this short because I'm exhausted. Well, Jake has to get a completely different operation this time around. They are now going to neuter him because supposedly the testosterone in his body is causing him to get erections, which in turn is making his penis rub against a bone that is near the urethra in dogs. So, I take the sedated barely able to walk Jake, to the Garden State Veterinary Hospital in exquisite Titin Falls, NJ (blah) and as soon as he falls out of the car and into the lobby, he begins to piss a puddle right there in the waiting room, with a 200 lb Rott looking at him like, "I know you just didn't..."
We take him to his room, the doctor comes in and she begins to tell me about the operation. Basically they're giving poor Jake a sex change. He will now no longer have a need for penis and they're going to make him a new "hole" for him to piss out of. Basically you're not going to be able to tell that Jake is a man.
Now I'm thinking that the fucking dot head mother fucker (sorry for the racial outburst, but I'm quite upset) did this to Jake either on purpose or accidentally fucked him up and he's not, of course, going to admit to his mistake.
This entire adventure is going to run my POOR ass nearly 5 g's. I don't think I'll be going back to school next semester because of this. If anyone is willing to make a tax deductible donation to the Save Jake's Penis Fund, please mail your donations to my house. We are currently only accepting 1 dollar bills.